Stories of your times getting caught

well im high alot so in most cases they will go into the room it will kinda smell(i have a pure in my little closet in my wall unit) and ill just be stoned and theyll intergate me and whatever and i always respond with the same response - "I finished my homework"

it seems to work wonders, but my parents dont mind if i smoke but they care if i do it everyday constanstly(which i do).

 

I used to get caught countless times by my mom, and once by the police when I was 14, me and my buddy were blazed as fuck so we snuck out of my house at 2 am and went to a public park to light up (theres an 11 o clock curfew where I live) and a fucking cop rolls down a hill in nuetural before we even pack a bowl. She let us off with a phone call to our parents though.

 

I locked 2 pairs of keys in my car, and i fogged out my car b4 it all happened and a scale was in the cup holders, so my dad like completely freaked out on me, that was my biggest bust .

 

My mom was really naive I guess you could say. That or she just choose to ignore it. There was one time though that she actually caught me. I had just bought a nice half, and was smoking the first joint out of the bag. Previous to that night I had smoked almost every night for the past two weeks, hanging out my window in my room, and she never said a thing. This night was different, I got cocky, and just sat at the window and didn't lean out of it. This was the worst idea I had, as most of the smoke ended up in my room and not outside. She came up probably a half hour or so after I got done, and soon as she walked in my room it was all she could smell. Needless to say I was really fuckin baked and didn't really care at the time. Ended up grounded for a few weeks though.

 

I was sitting on my fence once when I was 13 and my mom caught me smoking a jay and shes like wtf are you doing I said I was making a phone call and I get better reception outside and shes like I smell weed im like I know.... so shes like GET INSIDE NOW. So I throw the put out jay in the bushes so I can find it later. I did and I smoked it.

 

Just today, My dude was dropping off a 8th sack when my Mom(Probation Officer) and Pops open up the garage and just post there and watch the deal go down! My mom somehow had no idea what was going on..Told her it was just a friend sayin' what up! My pops in the other hand was super pissed and pinched my 8th sack(nohomo)..Now i'm super blowN!!

 

I always thought the best thing to do when a parents says they smell weed, and your outside, you agree.

Be like "Yeah I smell it too....."

Play it off like its someone else, because it could be anyone around.

Good thinkin

 

Haha, when I was seventeen, I had just finished using my home made vape, I smoked quite a bit, I forget how much, lol. So, i decided to listen to some music and chill, and I went and washed my vape off, sprayed it down with disinfectant and such, and then I went back in my room. Just after my mom got home, she went to my dad's room and got him up. Apparently, she had found my vape, gave it to my dad, and told him "Deal with it"
Of course, I'm lucky since both my parents are/were HUGE stoners, lol.
I got lucky, he didn't take my stash, and he told me that I should wait until I was in college, but he wouldn't do anything if I still smoked XD.
Best day ever, my mom still hasn't said a single word to me about it, lol

 

my mom doesn't care about me smoking weed, and I'm living with her now, so I don't have to worry about "being caught" like that.
I did, however, get arrested when I was 16. I wasn't thinking and my best friend at the time was hanging out with this dude who knew where to drink... said his buddy lived in these apartments and they leave the sauna room open. sooooo, we were drinking there, and somebody called the cops. laaaaaame! but I was young, so I got away with it fairly easily.