Stopping at Shell gas station

reminds me of this time i was blazed out of my mind and went to Subway trying to some munchies and the guy there had a funky accent and I couldn't understand him, and tried not to laugh when he asked me what i wanted, good times

 

Dude there is the exact thing you are saying at my mobil gas station. This guy that works there has one normal eye and one eye that looks completely sideways. Whenever I walk in he will be looking at the cash register but one of his eyes is peering at me and it freaks me out. I can never look him straight in the eye when I am buying something.

 

Gotta suck for the person. But meh, when your stoned you don't know what you're doing.

 

reminds me of when i wdent to krystals one time and my eues were red and glasst as fuck and i couldnt decide wat to other then i started laughing the lady was like wow are u stoned lol took me a while to get my food but i got it chili cheese fries =D

 

hahahahhaaa good laugh manan, im high as fuck RIght NOW xDDDD -chulkes-

 

ya, lazy eye.. so what.. but i guess you were zonked so that musta been pretty funny if you didn't expect it..

 

LOL, i love when that happens, when you see funny shit and just trying to not laugh hard at all.. I got baked with my brother my cousin and my new step sister(cool as hell)... So its the wedding reception and were in the Bahamas and I'm really baked out of my mind and just drinkin bahama mammas and you know how you get that stare and smilies that just go on forever??Well I had that x100 lol. My aunt is ordering from the waiter and says something like "Oh, do you have anything with low carbs?I'm on a diet and trying not to eat the carbs"....So her next line is "Oh nevermind, I'll have the spagetti dinner with extra pasta and bread" I just started busting out laughing, because it was loaded with carbs. Anyway, I'm stoned and I dont think this is gunna be funny to anyone, its one of those had to be there things=X

 

A couple weeks ago me and my friend are walking in to a gas station, and this dude is coming out, and he is wearing this wig that looks a chick's hair before prom. You know, all fixed up nice. So I'm about to say something when I realize it isnt a wig. I was so lit I didn't know what to do, so I just walked by staring at him with this huge grin on my face.

 

i was in town centre northampton and there was a bloke about my age and he looked really camp and he had a pink scalf, and me and my mate went where u get ur scalf man, and he was like River island, 7 pound theres also blue. HAHAA. proper explaining it. Funnyh times./

 

Wow lol.. I remeber one time I was SUPER blazed and went to burger king, and I was talking backwards to screw with the worker and im like "Burger cheese double meal with" and hes all.. "excuse me sir?" in this super wierd voice/acsent he sounded like he just got kicked in the nuts his voice was so high.. I busted out laughing.. i laughed so hard i cried and my friends had to get me off the floor .. and I re-ordered it ..right this time.. but then I went into 'Officer Farva' from super troops (you know where he gets pissed in the burger place) omg.. my friends almost had a heart attack they laughed so hard (we we're all stoned)

 

haha, not uncommon lazy eye. Must have been funny as hell at the time though.

 

oh man. i hate it when i have to deal with disabled people of any kind when i'm stoned. it's not that i think anything of them. the marijuana just takes control and makes me look like an ass. it turns the average cripple into the biggest joke ever. and i've had to deal with the messed up eyes before. it sucks. you don't know which one to look at. i just avoid eye contact for the most part. and i don't really worry about it because i'll still go to sleep at the end of the night regardless of how much i offended them. sucks, but oh well.