Stoners worst enemy.

When I lose the remote...I feel like this!

 

The worst is at night when I'm laying in bed watching tv before I go to sleep..

I'll be all nice and stoned, and comfortable, and then bam... my remote disappears somewhere in my blankets.

 

I hate when I'm smoking a bowl on the couch and lose my lighter and have to get up and look around for it

 

i hate it when i lose the remote then the moment i find it i lose the lighter then my phone then pipe happened to me all the god damn time one right after another

 

Dude fuck a remote I'm always losing guitar picks when I blaze and then I realize it's stuck to my skin. And you wanna talk worst enemies? How about fucking wind? Whether you're trying to light up or it's already lit. I can't tell you how many times I've had to spark up Mother fucking Nature. Oh well, the earth giveth and the earth taketh away.

 

My phone always plays hide and seek with me when I've been smoking.

 

I always loose my phone.....it's either on a bookshelf, or hidden under blankets somewhere :/

 

We solved the problem by buying a couple more cheap universal remotes! With there being 3 of them, we can usually find one! lol

Granny

 

Totally agree on the remote, and the lighter! Sometimes I find out i'm sitting on it and for life of me I can't work out how it got there.

 

lmfao excellent thread man im looking for the remote as we speak, this sneaky motherfucker was just in my hand >,<. i thought this was getting ready to be another cop thread

 

I use my ipad as my remote because my roommates and i would always lose the regular one, pretty hard to lose it now lol.

 

[quote name='"Storm Crow"']We solved the problem by buying a couple more cheap universal remotes! With there being 3 of them, we can usually find one! lol

Granny[/quote]

Hahahaha best idea ever

 

It's when I leave the remote on the chair and move to the couch for some laying action.

Then my dog jumps on the chair and turns the channel when I am couchlocked.

Such a bummer.

 

Stoners worst enemy. Others stupid stoners making us normal functioning pot heads looks bad. Keep up the work kids

 

Always lose things when I'm baked. It's like a game in the morning when I'm trying to find things like keys. The best one was when I lost the Nutella and found it a week later, empty, in my garage!

 

Y'all need like a hip holster for your tv romotes lol. I'd say the stoners worst enemy is five-oh. Obviously.

 

'rehabilitation'

 

I don't even have a remote.... It sucks ...