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Stoner Super Power.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Larson730, Apr 17, 2011.

  1. #1 Larson730, Apr 17, 2011
    What stoner super power would you like to have?

    I would like to have the power to touch weed and make all the seeds and stems disappear. :smoke:
     
  2. #2 OGkushak, Apr 17, 2011
    To be able to touch any plant and instantly turn it into some dank ready for harvest
     
  3. #3 SenorGanja, Apr 17, 2011

    I LOVE THIS! :smoke: I would probably shit myself the first time I touched a plant and it turned into dank...that would be amazing!
     
  4. #4 Sweetleaftoker, Apr 17, 2011
    If i think real hard, weed randomly appears
     
  5. #5 aRizzy, Apr 17, 2011
    to be able to touch anywhere and have a dank ass marijuana set up . everything you can think of !
     
  6. #6 Demerson30, Apr 17, 2011
    My super power would be to touch any seed and turn it into a beautiful dank fully grown plant.
     
  7. #7 TheHumanTwig, Apr 17, 2011
    To be able to call my drug dealer and have him arrive within a minute. No more waiting 2 hours for his bitchass..
     
  8. #8 jas43, Apr 17, 2011
    i only have super powers with enough vodka
    :)
     
  9. #9 BakedBuffalo, Apr 17, 2011
    Make high-deas instantly appear, regardless of how ridiculous.
     
  10. #10 OVRCninja, Apr 17, 2011
    careful what you wish for, i could see that becoming irritating :smoke:

    think about how cluttered your house would be
     
  11. #11 Annicus, Apr 17, 2011
    I would the power of a golden bowl, one that never cashes but instread is a green hit everytime.

    Or I would want the power of being able to smell weed from miles away, thus knowing where the big stashes are and helping myself to them as I see fit.
     
  12. #12 apoundedorifice, Apr 17, 2011
    I would just want the remote from click.

    I would literally turn my backyard into a little farm, throw thousands of seeds back there, and press fast forward..
     
  13. #13 ElectricWarrior, Apr 17, 2011
    id want the power to regenerate thc in my system, so i wouldnt even have to smoke to get high.

    i win.
     
  14. #14 atari, Apr 17, 2011
    make weed appear! nuff said
     
  15. #15 chickenburger, Apr 17, 2011
    The ability to make a coherent order at Taco Bell.
     

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