Stoner/smoking-related pick up lines?

Discussion in 'General' started by DreamsFlyHigh, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. I haven't seen any threads like this, so I thought it would be fun to see what people came up with. I've been high and this popped in my head, so I'll get us started. :D

    "Hey baby, what kinda grinder you usin? Cause you're lookin extra fine." ;)
     
  2. You wanna hit this?
     
  3. "Hey baby, like weed and dick?":eek:
     
  4. "Damn! shes lookin extra tight"
     

  5. Hahaha, straight to what you're thinking xD
     
  6. "Girl, I don't even need a lighter cause you're already on fire!"
     
  7. i'll smoke you out and eat you out
     
  8. 1:Yes, grab my wick. Do you feel that?
    2:Okay I got it
    1: Now im going to put my finger, on your finger.. Now you light it while I put my fingers in your mouth.
    2:WHAT IS THAT?
    1: You feel that, right against your butt cheeks? That is my cock.

    Biggest Tenacious D reference ever
     
  9. [quote name='"TUSCANRAIDER"']1:Yes, grab my wick. Do you feel that?
    2:Okay I got it
    1: Now im going to put my finger, on your finger.. Now you light it while I put my fingers in your mouth.
    2:WHAT IS THAT?
    1: You feel that, right against your butt cheeks? That is my cock.

    Biggest Tenacious D reference ever[/quote]

    Those weren't that good :confused:
     
  10. Well come on Caressa what do the ladies want to hear :laughing:
     
  11. If a girl is whining about being fat, tell her that she's not, because you can roll a joint that's fatter than her.
     
  12. Damn girl, you have less curves than my bong. Let's have sex.
     
  13. Ayyyyyy gurl...y'know what goes great with weeeeeeeeed?











    food...so make me a cheeseburger after we fuck



    disclaimer: any individual who manages to part the heavens with such atrocity will be strongly advised to make use of all available protective devices...and just remember to be chaste is to be chased.
     
  14. jesus haha i wish i could quote all of these, this comment applies to all of the above!
    thank god nobodys ever said any of this to me hahahahah! awh i got a good laugh out of those
     
  15. You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?
     
  16. #16 Aztec, Aug 14, 2012
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    me: let's hit the sack, girl

    her: pulls out a baggie "okay"

    me: I meant my bed dumb bitch

    (later on as we are in the middle of 69 and smoking a blunt)

    her: damn those nuggets have more hairs than my head does

    me: are you talking about my weed or my balls?
     
  17. how old R you?!
     
  18. [quote name='"SmokeyH"']Well come on Caressa what do the ladies want to hear :laughing:[/quote]

    "Damn babe, your bodys dense just like my weeeed ;)."

    Ahahaaaahhhhaahaah
     
  19. remind me never to pick up from caressher:]
     

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