I haven't seen any threads like this, so I thought it would be fun to see what people came up with. I've been high and this popped in my head, so I'll get us started. "Hey baby, what kinda grinder you usin? Cause you're lookin extra fine."
1:Yes, grab my wick. Do you feel that? 2:Okay I got it 1: Now im going to put my finger, on your finger.. Now you light it while I put my fingers in your mouth. 2:WHAT IS THAT? 1: You feel that, right against your butt cheeks? That is my cock. Biggest Tenacious D reference ever
[quote name='"TUSCANRAIDER"']1:Yes, grab my wick. Do you feel that? 2:Okay I got it 1: Now im going to put my finger, on your finger.. Now you light it while I put my fingers in your mouth. 2:WHAT IS THAT? 1: You feel that, right against your butt cheeks? That is my cock. Biggest Tenacious D reference ever[/quote] Those weren't that good
If a girl is whining about being fat, tell her that she's not, because you can roll a joint that's fatter than her.
Ayyyyyy gurl...y'know what goes great with weeeeeeeeed? food...so make me a cheeseburger after we fuck disclaimer: any individual who manages to part the heavens with such atrocity will be strongly advised to make use of all available protective devices...and just remember to be chaste is to be chased.
jesus haha i wish i could quote all of these, this comment applies to all of the above! thank god nobodys ever said any of this to me hahahahah! awh i got a good laugh out of those
me: let's hit the sack, girl her: pulls out a baggie "okay" me: I meant my bed dumb bitch (later on as we are in the middle of 69 and smoking a blunt) her: damn those nuggets have more hairs than my head does me: are you talking about my weed or my balls?
[quote name='"SmokeyH"']Well come on Caressa what do the ladies want to hear [/quote] "Damn babe, your bodys dense just like my weeeed ." Ahahaaaahhhhaahaah