my friend was driveing his car and we were baked as all hell and i YELLED DEER he slamed on his brakes and i was like j/k we all cracked up lauphing besides him then we smoked another bowl and forgot all about it
Look at the guy next to you and give em a nick name like the guys I always name: Gouch, or whispering pete (fucken whispers when he's high)... but keep it happy.
"OMG did you see that woogie?" if you wanna have another bowl, "lets stop being jokers..and become tokers"
I laughed my ass off reading this thread. Do you guys ever get paranoia when you're stoned that makes you think that you're the only one in your group who is actually stoned and thinking absurd thoughts, and if you actually say anything about what you're thinking, you'll sound stupid & irritating? I tend to get talkative when I'm high, so I worry about bothering people who want peace & quiet. What do you think?
heh I was just IMing with a co-pothead and he made this comment. I think I'm going to have to add this to my sig. "im at my intellectual peak at 4:20" ~Randy
This kid is always laughin at nothin, then we tell them "There ain't nothin funny bout that" and we all just start laughing.
Go wash your hands with water and sneak up behind one of your high friends and rub your wet hand all over their arms and yell BIG WET SNAKE. People get freaked out its funny shit
if you look in my gallery which is right here: http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=17425 you can see a video that a friend and i made of him talking about Stoner Psyche,
our latest little saying is "chill out". It's pretty funny what we do with it. besides using it after every 3rd sentence, i use it to startle my friends when they're baked and almost passed out. I start screaming "dude, chill out, CHILL THE FUCK OUT DUDE!" its pretty good. Also, back in the day, there was this this that only one guy could do called the "Primal Scream". It was sooo fucking funny, I remember just randomly saying "primal scream!" while the guy was around, and he'd just do it. It was this gnarly ass scream that makes the hair on your neck stand up and your ears bleed. He can't even remember how he used to do it, it was just THAT good. I would laugh so hard every time. I use "motherfuck.." alot too. Especially if someone does somethin stupid, i'll say "nice...you MOTHERFUCK". Note, there is no "-er" at the end. I dont call them motherfuckers, just motherfucks.
Basically I say shit like, "Yea man." And "Nah, chill dude." I'm a very chill smoker, if someone asks me if I'm high or something, it's usually a "Fuck yea, dude." response. hahah Plus we make fun of this kid we know and say "WHO GIVES A SHIT!?" and a weird voice, it's fucking hilarious. Either that, or I'm a stoner!
When you smoke with a bunch of friends in a car, just start singing Gin and Juice by snoop dog. By the time you finish saying "Rollin down the street smokin endo...", everybody in the car will be singing along. Its a beutiful thing.
After we Toked a J we were all silent and my friend says "ah, my eyes just dropped" it was some funny shit back then
Hmm, this should be easy considering my earlier status. Sayings, eh? Let's see... -"Like, dudeman!" (See sig). -"You f'n stoners!" -"There's still a tiny voice in my head screaming 'no'" -"You've smoked yourself retarded!" (Favourite of my adopted little bro'...he freaks out) -"Dudeman, we need to go to Taco Bell" -"Don't let the zombies into my car!!!" -"The fairy is here!" (Seeing flashes of light) -"Say 'Fuck'. Feel the power of each letter..." -[In a 'Towlie' voice] "You guys wanna get high?" -"Just stop talking. Trust me on this one." -"Everyone needs to give me a hug." -"I loooooove you, man" -"Remember: In this video game, you only have one life and the goal is to not let your car get fucked up or let any people die" (While going to get food). -"Dude. Popsicles make the back of your throat cold." -"Points for babies or old people." Ok ok, I'll stop
oh man, one night me and my buddy call up our friend josh and we smoke out of his huge like 3 feet or bigger bong, fucking huge ass thing. anyway we smoke a ton of weed, and our friend josh, he gets FUCKED when he smokes weed. trippiest guy ever. anyway we stopped by the bird santuary and shit and go walk to the dock by the water, and we sit there smoke more weed. then josh accidently kicks the bag with a tiny bit of weed in it and hes like NOO. then he see's a duck and starts talking to it.. and he goes "mr duck, can u get my weed for me?" then after he starts swearing cuz it wont get his weed. afterwards he goes to the corner of the dock and says "mr duck, im sorry..." and starts talkin bout giving it a huge erection and shit.. HAHAHA. fuck, you smoking weed with this kid and just seeing how fucked he gets fucks with your head.. it was a dope night. the other night i was drunk then smoked weed and he was tripping me out so bad he had his head tilted and was giving me the weirdest look. good times..
oh & to add onto it. theres this game kumira or some shit my friend has. its where you start off as something tiny ass and you go aroun dand u pick up things smaller or bigger then you, and you grow. and you end up able to pick up houses. and it has this trippy asian music to it. its sooo dope/trippy.