stoner sayings

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mexicanmustache, May 17, 2004.

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  1. #1 mexicanmustache, May 17, 2004
    u know that awkward feeling when ur baked off ur ass and u dont know what to say to ur friends sitting next to you. Well, heres a list of things to say; crumpet, oonca boonca, i'm hard (lol), weres the girls, i want kissie...lol
    if u have some funny words or sayings add them to the list...peace out my fellow stoners
     
  2. #2 LovesToBlaze, May 17, 2004
    soooo stoned...i always seem to say this
     
  3. #3 Faded, May 17, 2004
    yea boogers works try it out
     
  4. #4 FearAndLoathing, May 17, 2004
    Saying something like "Damn, that was a good blunt" or "Shit Im so stoned" always gets the conversation started.
     
  5. #5 adamBC, May 18, 2004
    "got anything to eat?"
     
  6. #6 Tibur0n, May 18, 2004
    "insane in the membrane, insane got no brain!" yell at the top of your lungs
     
  7. #7 Chronic 2001, May 18, 2004
    Right when my friends and I finish the blunt someone always says, "That was some good ass weed"....then I bust out laughing every time...good times, good times!
     
  8. #8 danku420, May 18, 2004
    if you just make up funny words in your head like shwingading or booingywooingy youll laugh your ass off it's aloota fun try it out.
     
  9. #9 scarymoose, May 19, 2004
    factory
     
  10. #10 Faded, May 19, 2004
    ima try the one with making somthing out in my head
     
  11. #11 Mustard, May 19, 2004
    Schlong.
     
  12. #12 stoned_soldier, May 20, 2004
    lol... :D

    naw, you gotta go to art galleries or to sum fukced up piece of art in the middle of the city and just stare at it and think "what the fuck is this and why is it here?" (sorta like what is the art supposed to be or mean) . you can get some trippy shit happening.
     
  13. #13 Exlax, May 20, 2004
    Me and my friend always say "meet my mule, Huyuk" i dunno just a tradition it was on a tv show or something.
     
  14. #14 QTIP, May 20, 2004
    I'm Skint!
     
  15. #15 heat_blitz, May 21, 2004
    PIGEON! SQUIRREL! ARMIDILLO! and any other animals that have funny names.
     
  16. #16 Mustard, May 21, 2004
    Duckbilled Platypuss
     

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  17. #17 critter, May 21, 2004
    So wheres the bong ,rotflmao.:D
     
  18. #18 Faded, May 21, 2004
    shclong wut the?
     
  19. #19 Cky26K, May 21, 2004
    i say random words sometimes... like wooden bridge... or stick... or 24... or goat...
     
  20. #20 creative, May 23, 2004
    vegetation
     
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