Hey GC I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where we can post funny/semi-funny/funny-lame stoner poems or quotes. I will start with my signature: "If the ocean was weed And I was a duck I would swim to the bottom And smoke my way up But the ocean isn't weed And I ain't a duck So pass the bong And shut the fuck up" "Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and pulled down his fly and asked jill if she wanna Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and that is how it started But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now we have Jack Jr."
His weed? I roll that. His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that. We're happy.. N they hate that!
We smoke wat we love the most couse this weed makes it easy to cope so I get high and forget the rest and say damnn!! Marijuana you the best!!
If you drink the boose you loos drink the vodka it will teach you a lesson smoke the Ganga it will stop all the stressing
That actually was very clever and genuine. Good one We are lost in translation of the mind Rearranging our thoughts, let it unwind We choke the smoke, and cough and exhale Next thing you know, you tripped and fell Get up only to smoke again, for Ganja is our friend
Hey hey hey hey ...........Smoke weed every day . Now I gotta go listen to that song just to hear the end ..
Weed By: Diminus Weed You make my heart, skip a beat. Your in my diet, like shredder wheat. I like to roll you, eat you and put you in my Vape. To waste you or flush you, is right up there with Rape. You sometimes give me paranoia and my brain gets spaced. But at least im not a dumbass and accuse you of being laced. As i sit and stare at you, in your fancy mason Jar. I know you'll always be here for me, never very far. Eggs Tomatoes Mayo Bread Bbq sauce. That is all....
This is a poem about my penis. It's a haiku. Flaccid shy member Barista has Asian tits Flog my penis- chafed.
A bitch she was, what a cunt witch of course, should've known bye bye you fuckin shit. That's a poem about some bitch i hate.