Stoner pick-up lines

Discussion in 'General' started by IFarmSuperWeed, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Bored and sober so I made this thread

    My favorite pick-up line is " I got weed"
    It doesn't work really well most of the time though but I suck at stuff when it comes to girls

    Sooo, whats your favorite stoner pick-up line?
     
  2. yo can i hit that
     
  3. I am going to insert my penis inside of you.
     
  4. Some of my favorites would have to be...

    -Hey baby, your nugs are lookin frosty tonight

    -You wanna come back to the crib? Make me a sandwich and clean the good ol' bong?

    -Is it hot in here? or is it that eighth of FIRE in my pocket? Wanna smoke?
     
  5. wanna suck this dick while i puff the dro?

    let me smoke a j out of your pussy
     
  6. This really happened at a party.

    "Can I kiss you?"
    "Why do you want to kiss me?"
    "I heard you talking about how you just broke up with your boyfriend."
    (Blank stare)
    "I am pretty high right now and think it would be a good idea."

    Then we made out.
     
  7. is that a cola in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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