Stoner monkey

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Tokesmith, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. #1 Tokesmith, Oct 31, 2013
    What if you had a pet monkey and you taught it to smoke weed. You'd be coming home and see your monkey taking bong rips.  :bongin:  

     
  2. #2 MunchieMan78, Oct 31, 2013
    Dream come true
     
  3. #3 wolfer, Oct 31, 2013
    Id teach him to roll joints and blunts before I taught him how to smoke... my monkey isnt just gonna be smokin all my bud for free ya heard?! Haha

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  4. #4 ant420ftp, Dec 12, 2013
    I would spank monkey for not sharingSent from my XT907 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  5. #5 RVD420RVD, Dec 21, 2013
    I've planned to buy a monkey since high school. I'm gonna name him monkey and teach him karate
     
  6. #6 XCITED, Dec 21, 2013
     
    Going to name your monkey, monkey? 
     
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  7. #7 GoodFreedom69, Dec 23, 2013
    Man, I don't want a monkey throwing shit in my house! Haha!!Sent from my GT-S7560M using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  8. #8 kgomotso, Dec 27, 2013
    Q
     
  9. #9 mariajonas, Jan 3, 2014
    Monkeys are my fave.
     
  10. #10 Dankman316, Jan 4, 2014
    He would beat your ass and steal all your herbs.. Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  11. #11 AlphaOmega420, Jan 4, 2014
    I knew this megarich kid who owned a monkey in high school, the little bitch never smoked and I always wanted to hang out with his monkey blazed :p
     
  12. #12 BuddhistBrian, Jan 4, 2014
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    If I had a pet stoner monkey I would teach him to bag groceries so that he could make enough money to constantly smoke me out
     
  13. #13 itzinstinct, Jan 4, 2014
    Theres a stoner monkey in the movie "gramdmas boy"

    Sources: Grandmas boy

    I like to smoke.
     
  14. #14 ChiefSpaceTreez, Jan 14, 2014
    It would be chill as fuck if I had one bit I'd be trippin if it was smoking all my shit up. Teaching it to care for plants would be nice thoughSent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  15. #15 ICGreen, Jan 14, 2014
    *cough*
     
    :smoke:
     

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