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Stoner Moment[s].

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SativaLovee, Sep 23, 2009.

  1. please share! :]] , heres my moment.

    It happened today, around 1 or 2 in the afternoon.
    so i have a very high tolerence and smoke a lottt so i usually controll myself too perfectly.. but today i decided to chill by myself for a bit, i started taking some gb's one after another and my friend jen called me.. so i pick the phone up and i talk to her for a while. as im talking to her im taking more gb's.. and all of a sudden my face went straight and i was like " hold up jen im looking for my phone but i cant find it." so im touching the ground looking for my phone [ im all serious at this point and getting mad that i cant find my phone ] i pick up my laptop to see if it was under it, i moved the gb to the side to see if i put my phone behind it.. then i was like " yoo jen i can not find my phone! idk where it is ugh i was texting ppl too and all of a sudden i just stopped, pulled the phone away from my ear slowly and said " never mind jen, i found it. " ... umm, hahaha yeah that was my stoner moment.. in a LONGGG TIME!:smoking:
     
  2. lmao....thats mad funny:smoking::bongin:
     
  3. rofl i don't know how many times i thought i had lost something but it was in my hand or some shit... funny stuff.
     
  4. HAHA, i know.. i usually never have any stories because i never have any crazy or funny stoner moments, i just smoke all day and do what i have to do that day like its nothing.. like drinking a bottle of water when your thirsty.. but yesterday i dont know what happened to me.. or what kind of bud that was hahaha but i was gone and didnt even know itt.
     
  5. Hahah fuck dude. That sounds like me. Why didn't Jen just be like 'YO YOURE ON YOUR PHONE, MENG.' would have helped.

    Man, don't worry. One time I lost my house.

    When I was in it.


    Was in a huge panic and everything haha I love getting high
     
  6. Sounds funny lol :)) reminds me of the time i blazed a few buckets at lunchtime in school and i couldnt find write an essay was fucked up lol :smoking::eek:
     
  7. On multiple occasions I have placed my lighter inside my cigarette pack and forgotten about it. Then the next day I'll bring the long big lighter from home to light a cig on the way to class and I'll open my pack and be like damn... :eek:
     
  8. I sometimes put blunts/joints in my ear while doing something and i forget about it and get so annoyed...lol

    i always lose shit when im high and i panic and i end up finding it so i try to travel with as little as i can
     

  9. hahahaha! yeah i wish she said something, but she wasn't paying
    much attention. But i was getting so madd hahaha.
     
  10. yupppp haaaa! i do that on occasions too [[: funny,
     
  11. hahaha at lunch time?! thats awesomeee, i use to blaze in my bio class in highschool..
    the teacher use to smoke too i know a few people who got to smoke with him haha but
    i use to wear a sweater then put my arm in my sweater, light up and ghost that shitt..
    i sat next to the window so it was a helpful thing too hahaa.
     
  12. haha hell yeah yo bio was the shit. tht yr was awesome. i remember smoking on the bus with peter on the way to school. i wish i could re live that day<3
     
  13. my friend smoked for the first time and freaked out. so i stayed with him all night, and we were talking at about 2 in the morning and i was not very sober or awake, and i told him how to do something but all i rmember saying is "then you have to dick in a guys ass" which doesnt make sense even gramaticcly. i was like wait whagt did i just say and he goes i dont remember...lololol
     
  14. Hilarious
     
  15. hahahah dude
     
  16. lmfao!
     
  17. Yeah there was this time where I thought I had lost my phone, but it was in my right pocket of my jeans the whole time, I was freaking out when I was in the car on the way home in a panic!

    Then I checked my pockets like 4 times and on the 5th time I was like, I found it!! :)
     
  18. thats a classic man, reminds me of my stoner moment today at work i was trying to listen to my ipod for a good minute without the fucking headphones in my ears, im just sitting there turning up the volume and pressing play, thinking what the fuck is wrong until i look down and see the headphones....what a dumbass than i proceeded to put them in and blast my fuckin ears out because the volume was on max :smoking::hello:
     
  19. hahhaa now thats really funny.. as funny as my stoner moment but i already posted it up haha.:smoking:
     

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