Stoner mistakes

"Why are you stopping? It's a green light"

I stopped at a green light on accident.

Good thing it was 1 am.

 

Putting stuff on your lap, forgetting it was there, then when you stand up it falls off and sometimes breaks.

 

I do that sober

 

losing a parking pass after one day without putting it on your car

 

ringing the pizza place and ordering chinese food hahahaha

 

LOL I've done that by mistake sober. I have problems.

 

One time me and my friend hot boxed his truck with 2 blunts of medical kush, it was nighttime and he stopped at a "caution watch for children" sign because he though it was a stop sign

 

This was a recent one that was pretty bad for me...

I took a few tokes in my bathroom before showering, so i was freshly baked. After my shower i went to go brush my teeth, but i thought "hey, i need to throw some gell in my hair" so i grab the gell, put a line on my toothbrush and without thinkging shove it in my mouth The only reason i clued in was because it didnt taste minty. It was awful.

 

i tried to get into walmart at 11 at night once. thought it was still open (closes at 10). i dont think i wanted anything there, just wanted to walk around. some of the night crew people were looking at us from the inside, probably thought we were trying to break in or something lol