I found this joke whjile lingering on the internet. smoke one before reading it, it makes it better. A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!".......... Post your stoner jokes!
crocodiles can eat a big meal and just digest it over the course of weeks, because of their cold blood which slows digestion and metabolism. also, after not eating for a while often times their stomach juices are so acidic that they just burn away things like hooves or bone/antlers
I was on my toes expecting that poor little lizard to get consumed by the croc but I'm glad it had a happy ending. That, admittedly, made me laugh.