Stoner injuries

my friend sped laughed into the bong when there was pepermint shnops in it for bong water, it was funny as hell cause the lighter was still lit and the burning pepermint shnops lit his pants on fire!

 

i know this kid who was skateboarding high in his house and he was looking down and when he looked up his eye hit the corner piece of the mantel. he had a huge black eye too

 

ROFL, that's fucking funny..

I've seen people do som pretty dumb stuff on bikes while they're stoned... Thia includes improvised ramps..

 

i usually always have a blister right in the middle of hte palm of my hand from cashing bowls that are still burning

 

I've seen a few people catch some of their hair on fire, including myself. I've also seen someone take a bong hit, start coughing really bad and fill up a 32 oz polar pop cup up with puke... But I think that was due to a night of heavy drinking. I also have a blister on my thumb from using the bic.

 

1.Burnt the tips of my hair.
2.Finishing off an eighter off in an 18" bong with a friend, and when I took out the slider, I was holding it by the bowl. Burnt the fuck out of my hand.
3.Smokin a J, the cherry fell in on my arm. Didn't realize for a while.
4.Yesterday, I was ashing a J out of a friends car window. He didn't know (or he was just stoned as hell) so he put it up. It scared the shit out of me.. Didn't hurt at all. But you can bet your ass I didn't let go of that J.

 

Whilst lighting a small bong a bit of fire caught a big of hair on my face and spread a wave of heat all over my face, I ended up hitting frantically at my face trying to stop it.

 

i burnt my eyebrows a few times... i have a smaller bong that i love but u have to be careful sometimes. I burned my hands countless times on hot bongs.
The best injury was my friend when he was real high. I always put my trampoline next to my pool and we jump from it into my pool. For some reason my friend could not line it up and he jumped to far away and smashed his nuts on the side of the pool and just slowly fell into the pool in pain. omg it was classic!

 

Most common injury is a burn... whenever the bowl gets clogged or something and you hold the lighter on it for a real long time trying to snap it through but it never does so you forget the lighter is like 1000 degrees and let that little metal piece touch you... OUCH!!!!

 

i was riding a long board and my friend was on a scooter, so naturally we decided to race. well i end up trying way to damn hard and fall over right on him then nailing the ground, scraping the shit outta my elbow and shoulder. i dont think im gunna race to much more when im not fully aware of whats going on

 

I've burnt my fingers many-a-time on the G-bong bowl.

 

I was hitting my zong, while trying to walk down the stairs. The bowl instantly went up in flames, the whole thing cherried, I coughed, tripped and fell. The zong was ok, and I didnt even spill any water.

 

The best injury has to be when i was really stoned, I was running upstairs to get cheetos and busted my toe on one of the steps and just fell over and laid their for a while. Until i remembered that i wanted cheetos.

 

Cheetos FTW!!!

 

my friend always puts his lighter close to me to try to scare me and somtimes he burns me so me and my friends were smokin the other day and my friend was layin down not lookin so i lit my bic for a good 2 mins and the metal was hot as hell then i put it on the back or his upper arm (sensitive area) and burned the shit outa him it was great

 

i was at a hotel party with some of my friends and there was a girl there that i wanted to hook up with. (which i did and dated for a bout 6 months) well her friend who was one of my old friends picked up a phone book and run and jumped over the bed and hit me right across face and knocked me right out of the chair. it hurt really bad.

 

ive had 2 bad experiences when high...

first one: i was at my boiz house.. there was like 6 of us gathered around the back porch and his pool, and we jus smoked about 5 joints (in rotation between all of us).. well i was sittin down pretty much all night.. kickin back, lookin at the stars.. hadnt got up all night.. so im gettin hungry n the boiz ate all the cheetos so i was gonna go dig around in the kitchen for summin.. my corny ass, high as hell, gets up and im stumbling alittle.. well, he has a garden right around the corner before u enter in the door.. and MOTHERFUCKER!! my clumsy ass didnt even see it.. i was blown.. i thought i stubbed my toe at first.. i return with granola bars and a snickers he had lying on the counter, and my boi told me my pinkie toes' nail is hangin on by a thread.. and like 3 of my toes were all bloody.. i hit a muthafuckin brick.. i was high, so i wasnt really worried about it at the time.. i jus let it be.. and son of a bitch, next morning, it was like a sledgehammer was pounding up-an-down on my entire foot..


another time: me and 3 of my boiz were goin into an abandon house to smoke that was acouple doors down from my house.. we get in there.. i smoke acouple bowls.. and on my way out, me an my boi were playin around.. n he playfully shoves me, i lose my balance and fall into dozens of rocks scattered on the dirt.. cut up my forearm REALLY bad.. but again, i didnt even realize i was bleedin until i got home later that night

 

Haha, those are some really funny stories, I gotta say. I was trying to think of a story but I am high as hell right now and buzzed on beer too so I'll have to get back to you later.

 

Put my back out shifting a big ball of MJ roots. I wasn´t high, but it must still count as MJ related, LOL.