Stoner apprentices

wow for the first time I can really relate to a thread lol...I trained a young jedi myself this summer and yeah I got sick of him mooching off me lol...wow what a weird post..stop stealing my thoughts hahahah

good times though...the more people we can get to smoke...em...the happier we all are I guess?

 

it's good to teach the kids.


I always tell and apprentices I have not to mooch, and I always teach them the art of stoner engineering.

 

I've been a stoner apprentice and had a few myself. It's funny watching people try to carefully roll joints and then give up just before they're done.

 

a neighbor of mine who just recently started to smoke with me i think of as an apprentice....... Im gonna teach him how to roll next week hes in arizona right now......... i always have to roll for him and i think its time he learned how to.........good times with him and many more to come.......

 

I was once an apprentice, too. Now I have a few of my own. : - D It's great to share your knowledge with the less experienced.

 

My best-friend taught me all he knew in a few weeks when him and I first started smoking, and ever since it's been a mutual companionship as far as sharing knowledge goes. And as far as mooching goes, for four or so years I hardly ever bought. It was mostly my friend who did. He has never minded, and now I have started to recoop the debt. It was never a "Dude, you got any bud?" We just hung out, and if he had bud, we smoked, if not, we just watched movies and ate food like usual.

 

It makes you feel good to know that people look to you as a guru of anything.
My little Jedi just left for Amsterdam, he has surpassed his teacher.
I am looked to as the guy who always has the best weed, always has lots, and will always make sure everyone gets high. My present lesson is: Don't drink so much, weed will get you a more positive buzz.

 

I used to hang out with a group of kids in which one of them was real new at smoking. It wasn't a cool kind of "stoner apprentice" type thing like when I got into smoking, but it was more of an "annoying newbie" type vibe. This girl in particular never had anything to add to the group. No good weed, no hookups that she found on her own, absolutely no rolling skills or nice pieces...and omg all the condescending questions. "ICK! What's the bong doing in the freezer?!"

 

I've had many apprentices in my day. I taught them all the way of the bong.