Stoner achievements!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Nurse Langley, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. Add your own creations. Comment your own! (not my idea but thought good fun thin to do)
    I Can Do This - talk to parents stoned - 20
    Three times a burrito - use the taco bell drive thru 3 times in one night - 10
    Side by side - paralell park a car - 20
    Green to Grey - Cash an entire bowl in one hit - 20
    Infected - Smoke with 3 people who have never smoked before - 20
    Legacies begin somewhere - smoke for the first time - 5
    A Good Start - smoke 10 times - 5
    Among men - lose count of how many times you have smoked - 5
    Eruption - blow out a hit with a burp - 20
    Volcano - throw up after a hit - 20
    Variety - smoke out of 3 types of pieces in one session (eg, pipe, joint, bubbler) - 10
    Light The Fuse - take the first hit and cherry it for 7 subsequent hits - 20
    Nirvana - jack off while high - 5
    Brave Soldier - keep down puke - 20
    We Don't Need No Education - Listen to an entire Pink Floyd album high - 30
    Main Tank - eat a family size chip bag by yourself - 10
    Bummer - don't contribute to a session 10 times
    Disciple - buy for yourself and at least 2 more people 10 times - 20
    Blue Pill - seriously consider you are in "The Matrix"'s robot program - 5
    Double Take - watch a movie about weed while blazed - 5
     
  2. Lol those are pretty good man.
     
  3. Feel free to add your own even if they are crazy.dumb. Etc etc etc
     
  4. Green to Grey - Cash an entire bowl in one hit - 20
    Must be one tiny ass bowl or something, a bowl for me usually lasts at least 3-5 minutes, and that's when Im in a rush to get baked or sharing in a circle. I dunno, I don'think I'm a pussy with inhaling at all, I can hold the smoke in longest during those dumb stoner games lol. How does this thread work exactly, do we tally the scores up? Bummer seems to be lacking a rating, or is that intentional. Great achievement captions!
     
  5. Blue Pill- 5 stoner score: Achivement Unlocked.
     
  6. A Walk in the Park - Smoke a joint in a heavily populated park without getting caught.
    DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out two or more guys at once without any other girls there. (Female achievement)

    *stole these from another list i saw a while back, but i've done both! idk what the 'score' would be lol
     
  7. I only earned 35 points so far haha.
     
  8. Stoner Achievements

    This is pretty fun to check against.

    Showing the whole pic just rapes the layout..
     
  9. First, this thread is genius.

    Second,
    Ounce that herb-Smoke an ounce by yourself or with one partner- 30
    GHETT-UP-Pick up in the wrong side of town-10
    Mcquad- Ask an a exotic order at McDonalds-5
     
  10. I can't handle this - Geek out hard enough at the drive thru you cannot complete your food order - 10
    Anyone have a coughdrop? - Cough till you puke - 10
    It's like India, man - Toke through a hookah - 10
    Mr. Clean - Toke in the automatic car wash - 5
     
  11. Run Forrest run! - Out run the cops 20
     
  12. Maguyver- make a homemade piece 5 pts
     
  13. #13 thesavagepony, Jun 9, 2012
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    Mario Kart- Get high enough you feel like you are in a video game when driving (-5 points)
    Boomerang- Find a lighter that was lost over a month ago - 10 points (Extra 5 points if someone returns it)
     
  14. savour the flavour- vaporize an ounce- 100
     
  15. Batman - Smoke while upside down. 10 points .... TO GRYFFINDOR!
     
  16. smooth criminal- talk to the cops higj
     
  17. Lactose Intolerant - Milk a water pipe COMPLETELY and continue to rip it for a couple seconds... then clear it... 5 pts.
     
  18. Fallen soldier, drop your first real piece
     
  19. 225. Would of been higher except I didn't want to cheat on the taco bell thing. I can't recall going through a taco bell drive thru three times in one night but I've definitely gotten fast food more than three times in one night.
     
  20. Preparing for Take-Off - Smoke 1G+ out of a bong or mini-bong.
     

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