stoned super powers.

Discussion in 'General' started by Shecallsmedaddy, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Name stuff you can do when your stoned that you can not do sober.

    For me, I always seem to be able to catch more things mid-air than when I am sober.

    What's your super power?
     
  2. noticing little things, 
     
    remembering things happened 13 years ago randomly
     
    going deep in the music/movies
     
    eating a lot
     
  3. ive always gotten a super power of being able to pee with supreme accuracy.
     
    i always hit it right on the money, well except this one time, but we shouldnt talk about that
     
    you know how fucked up porta potties are in some places, man why do people just shit all over the place in those like wtf?
     
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  4. Cum five times in an hour


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  5. Sit though a movie
     
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  6. #6 JohnnyBravo, Apr 24, 2015
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    That happens to me quite allot. I will remember something that i completely forgot about, or something from a very long time ago.
     
  7. Talk to people
     
  8. I can .................. hmmm, have better orgasms?
     
  9. I can bend spoons
     
  10. I can blow smoke in your face.
     
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  11. I get mad chill
     
  12. Beat anyone in a race and lose
     
  13. lose shit & fuck shit up.
     
  14. Apparently i have a few, another one is i can hide pill bottles from myself. (its weird shit too, like ibuprofen.) i lost like 6 bottles. what the hell.
     
  15. I can throw cyclones from my hands when I'm high.
     
  16. I can make music when I'm high even though I don't play any instruments. And yes I listen to it when I'm sober to make sure it's not complete shit lol


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  17. #17 Jane_Bellamont, Mar 26, 2016
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    For me, getting stoned on edibles is like a mental training exercise to conquer fear. For some reason, ever since I've learned how to handle panic attacks on weed - I've learned how to better handle stressful situations while being sober, as well.

    Sort of like the scene from Batman Begins.

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  18. Fast forward through time with sativas and rewind for slow-mo with indicas. Time distortion shouldn't be fucked with.
     
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  19. I work a lot faster when im high, probably due to anticipating getting higher afterwards
     
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  20. Woah that blew my mind. When I get panic attacks on herb i always think to myself "if I worked on my anxiety through meditation or another healthy method maybe my thc induced panic attacks would seize to exist." But I never looked it the other way around, perhaps ganja will aide me in overcoming panic attacks by trying to counter them mentally while stoned.

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