Stoned Similes?

Discussion in 'General' started by PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010.

  1. #1 PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010
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    So anyone notice how in some rap songs they'll have some pretty creative metaphors and similes. My personal favorite is "Higher than giraffe p*ssy."

    So anyone else got some funny stoned similes/metaphors?
     
  2. #2 DirtyPete, May 13, 2010
    Higher than a Bolivian stilt walker with a pituitary problem.

    Higher than a midget on a bar stool.

    That's all I got, both original DirtyPetes. (Copyright 1999)
     
  3. #3 jjsmit, May 13, 2010
    lol ya... higher than a fuckin treee,,, on a treee loololl
     
  4. #4 HighInThe513, May 13, 2010
    Nicely baked like a fuckin' cake.....
     
  5. #5 JakeTheDuck, May 13, 2010
    Definitions of simile on the Web:

    * a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with `like' or `as')

    You guys should read this.
     
  6. #6 DirtyPete, May 13, 2010
    Are you trying to say what we've posted aren't similes?

    I don't understand your post.
     
  7. #7 PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010
    tucked like a shirt?
     
  8. #8 Beaming, May 13, 2010
    Stoned like a gnome
     
  9. #9 PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010
    your signature...i cant really see what it is. im hella tucked rite now :smoking:
     
  10. #10 Beaming, May 13, 2010
    wat u say pony
     
  11. #11 JakeTheDuck, May 13, 2010
    Sorta, I think it was a stretch. haha I was alot more sure of myself thirty minutes ago.
     
  12. #12 DirtyPete, May 13, 2010
    Yeaaaaa, these are all similes. ;) <-- and that's a smiley.
     
  13. #13 T-bone904, May 13, 2010
    anything lil wayne says. nobody on here likes him but i think hes the fuckin shit lol.
     
  14. #14 UbiquitousRevol, Jul 11, 2011
    Like gas prices, I stay high for no reason.
     
  15. #15 DaReALdUTchMaZ, Jul 11, 2011
    Astronait high smokin out with ET
     
  16. #16 SmokeSin, Jul 11, 2011
    Stoned like I just burned a Quran in Saudi Arabia.
     

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