Stoned Similes?

Discussion in 'General' started by PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010.

  1. #1 PnoyJestr420, May 13, 2010
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    So anyone notice how in some rap songs they'll have some pretty creative metaphors and similes. My personal favorite is "Higher than giraffe p*ssy."

    So anyone else got some funny stoned similes/metaphors?
  2. Higher than a Bolivian stilt walker with a pituitary problem.

    Higher than a midget on a bar stool.

    That's all I got, both original DirtyPetes. (Copyright 1999)
  3. lol ya... higher than a fuckin treee,,, on a treee loololl
  4. Nicely baked like a fuckin' cake.....
  5. Definitions of simile on the Web:

    * a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with `like' or `as')

    You guys should read this.
  6. Are you trying to say what we've posted aren't similes?

    I don't understand your post.
  7. tucked like a shirt?
  8. Stoned like a gnome
  9. your signature...i cant really see what it is. im hella tucked rite now :smoking:
  10. wat u say pony
  11. Sorta, I think it was a stretch. haha I was alot more sure of myself thirty minutes ago.
  12. Yeaaaaa, these are all similes. ;) <-- and that's a smiley.
  13. anything lil wayne says. nobody on here likes him but i think hes the fuckin shit lol.
  14. Like gas prices, I stay high for no reason.
  15. Astronait high smokin out with ET
  16. Stoned like I just burned a Quran in Saudi Arabia.

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