stoned on a school night (part 2)

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GreenLeaf, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. Hello again,

    OK here it goes. last night i smoked a spliff after my parents went to bed, and it was fucking windy as, no bullshit it was almost gale force winds! ok well i smoked the joint and then had a cigarette. I realised the gear was starting to kick in when i noticed the flowers in my front yard looked really pretty......then started glowing. Anyway i sat there for a while staring at the glowing flowers then thought i'd best go inside. So i open the screen door and the big chunky wooden door, then the wind picks up and blows the door open at a hundred miles an hour, and shatters a picture frame in the hallway....FUCK! there i am, stoned off my ass, glass everywhere and just waiting for my parents to come down, i thought quickly and jumped into bed. Luckily my parents didn't come, but i lay there paranoid as a fuck, and quite decently tripping out. I woke up in the morning to my mother screaming thinking we'd een robbed. Talk about a close call.

  2. lol... close call!!!
  3. deny, deny, deny. lay low if necessary.
  4. haha, booking ass always works.
  5. haha thats the funniest thing i have ever heard
  6. haha sounds like something that would happen to me, cept i always go through my garage and take the dogs out as an excuse
  7. haha...nice:smoke:
  8. Something like that is just my luck. I have the worst luck when it comes to being sneaky. I will be tip towing in my room trying not to make a sound and then trip over something on the floor and make a huge sound.
  9. whenever i gotta sneak down for the munchies i try to be all james bond but end up makin all these crinkly noises and shit its hilarious


  10. sounds like something that would happen to me. Just be like .... i dont even know what your talking about I was sleeping I had school in the morning duh!


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