So a few of my friends from MSU came up to the casino to try to win some money. I didn't have any cash on me so I just went along for fun. Before we go, we all smoke a fat blunt on the way there.. it was good. We're pretty baked and get the free valet parking and walk in.. First I sit with my friend Adam, Matt and Andy at the blackjack table. It was Adam's first time at the casino by the way. This old (probably 60-65 years) chinese lady sat at the end of the table next to Adam. He was pretty baked and it was a good time. Adam was hitting when he had 15 and the dealer was showing a 4, etc. etc. lots of n00b mistakes. 15 minutes pass and they all say they're going to leave because they weren't doing so well. Well the chinese lady got up at the same time, but then sat back down. Adam came back and shes like "you bad! you not know how to play blackjack! bad!" and she took her bud light and chugged it and walked to another table.. it was hilarious.. My friend Ben was at the penny slots.. I've never played them because I thought you just lose money on them. Well I'm still high and so is he.. he's playing only 1 line at a time.. so accidentally I hit 30 lines and spin and he won $50.. it was insane the machine was making beeps and boops and we were like omg omg omg!!! hahahah.. Then Ben and I went to another machine and we got the lighting bonus slot round and won $20 more on that.. then we went to get some food in the food court.. went out to the club and shit.. all together it was a pretty good night.. i'm a pretty bad story teller if you can't tell lol
Dude that is badass... I would like to go to a casino but I never have money. I would blow it all in 10 minutes though.