Stand up for god

I saw that a while ago too

 

Informal pseudo reasoning logical fallacies at their finest.

God........lol

 

i saw that in an email my dad left open on our windows 95 ancient PC. like 12 years ago. lmao. but yeah, no theres no god soz to poop on your parade

 

teacher: Can you see God?
class: No.
teacher: Can you touch God?
class: no.
teacher: Then there isn't a god!
..................*student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Oh, okay so you don't have a brain?
Post this status if you believe in God and you will stand up for him no matter what.

 

I can actually hook a machine up and see my brain through X-Ray. Proof for X-Ray is shown when somebody breaks a bone and gets an X-Ray done.

So I can conclude that yes, I can definitely see my brain so there is the proof for that.


Can I please have an X-Ray of God?.....No?

Atheists 1 Christians 0

 

touch your brain
go ahead
i dare ya

 

I don't care if you believe in God or not, admit this status is ridiculous

 

You would think they could've come up with a better argument for why they believe in there deity.

Possibly one of the worst analogies ive ever seen.

 

teacher: Can you see God?
class: No.
teacher: Can you touch God?
class: no.
teacher: Then there isn't a god!
..................*student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher: *cuts open side of head*
Student: oh i see
Teacher: *urggggg gurrr urggg*

*random student who raises hand*:should we call an ambulance?
me:nawww

 

I can actually get someone hook a machine up and see my brain through X-Ray.

Proof for X-Ray is shown when somebody breaks a bone and gets an X-Ray done and it shows the fracture.

So that was pretty easily debunked. Yes, We have 100% clear proof that there is a brain sitting in our skulls through X-Ray technology.

Can I please have an X-Ray of God?.....No?

Atheists 1 Christians 0

 

Thanks.

 

How do you know a deity doesn't exist? Its impossible to know whether one exists or not.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k-0MQA_hag&feature=related]The Rule of Agnosticism - YouTube[/ame]

 

teacher: Can you see God?
class: No.
teacher: Can you touch God?
class: no.
teacher: Then there isn't a god!
..................*student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your penis?"
Teacher: No
Student: That's cuz you're asian lulz

 

yep this is why i consider myself agnostic haha.

can't be sure one way or another.

i'd also say i'm humanist as well. i believe in the power of the human mind and ingenuity

 

Thanks for posting information that is obvious to everyone with a IQ above 70.

We all understand why the post OP references is unbelievably stupid. We all know theres definitive proof theres a brain inside your skull, no need for pointing that out, twice.

 

What if the teacher's as chick

 

OP is more annoying than fb person

 

i am too intoxicated and didnt realize the original post was a reference but anyway we have 100% proof that there is a brain inside our skulls SO that debunks the original post and makes it so it doesnt make sense because we actually CAN see our brains ya feel me?