Stand up comedian quotes!

Discussion in 'General' started by EricFormanStash, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. Ever watch standup when your high and that one joke the dude said made you die laughing? Post your favorite stand up quote here.

    "oh were going to the beach? Let me put on my medallion and my tiara!"-nick swardson
     
  2. Heeeey what's all that chocolate on yo face mafucka?!?

    chocolate? this is dodo baby.
     

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