I tried to play soccer once when I was high, I was so paranoid that I thought every ball was meant for me even when they were on the other side of the pitch. Any funny "high" sports stories?
I was playing football in gym class in high school stoned as shit one time and I was basically going through the motions. It was the last play of the game and we were down a touchdown so we did a hail Mary. I ran and saw the foot ball going towards me and I was thinking "oh look... a football" so then I snapped out of it and I was like sheeeiiitttt. I caught it and I was standing there like "what do I do with this" with a stupid look on my face but then I got tagged