and what seems to be a stupid one at that (I actually call him stupid at one point in the convo and he doesn't seem to notice). A little background: I got in a chat on Omegle with this guy, he says he's 47 from the UK, I say I'm a young female from the US. Soon after, we get to a part of the convo where I started fucking around trying to type like a british person, and this happens: You: what do you do now? You: haha i keep imagining everything you write said in an english accent You: it's funny, i dont usually have an english accent playing in my head Stranger: we aint got an accent You: yes you do You: so do i You: so does everyone who speaks any language Stranger: true You: i could probably even write in British syntax if I wanted to and convince you by my speech patterns that i'm british Stranger: ill beleive u You: i'm well tired You: cold morning, innit? You: see? Stranger: eh Stranger: thought u were stelswhere You: i'm american You: i can't fake a british accent in person You: but i can fake british "accent" in typing Stranger: so how cum cold morning...? must be late evening over there You: yeah i was pretending to be british, lol You: where it would be morning You: but it is a cold evening You: i think you're a dolt though You: you dont seem to be really grasping anything i'm saying properly You: you're really 47, wot? Stranger: yep You: what line of work you in? Stranger: engineering You: how's that whenyou can't grasp maths? Stranger: i can now just wasnt ready for it when school said i should be You: ah i see it now You: have you got a family? Stranger: sure have You: where are they? You: and what do you hope to get out of this chat here? Stranger: down mother & father inlaws celibrating xmas You: shouldn't you be attending to them that's down? Stranger: complicated lifestyle You: i see You: and what is it then that you want from this chat? Stranger: if this is a place to chat but is full of little girles then wher is there a better place You: ah, a pedophile, innit? Stranger: whatever You: never thought i'd talk to a real live one of those online Your conversational partner has disconnected.