Spoke with a pedophile on Omegle

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by purpleparrot, Dec 28, 2009.

  1. and what seems to be a stupid one at that (I actually call him stupid at one point in the convo and he doesn't seem to notice). A little background: I got in a chat on Omegle with this guy, he says he's 47 from the UK, I say I'm a young female from the US. Soon after, we get to a part of the convo where I started fucking around trying to type like a british person, and this happens:

    You: what do you do now?

    You: haha i keep imagining everything you write said in an english accent

    You: it's funny, i dont usually have an english accent playing in my head

    Stranger: we aint got an accent

    You: yes you do

    You: so do i

    You: so does everyone who speaks any language

    Stranger: true

    You: i could probably even write in British syntax if I wanted to and convince you by my speech patterns that i'm british

    Stranger: ill beleive u

    You: i'm well tired

    You: cold morning, innit?

    You: see?

    Stranger: eh

    Stranger: thought u were stelswhere

    You: i'm american

    You: i can't fake a british accent in person

    You: but i can fake british "accent" in typing

    Stranger: so how cum cold morning...? must be late evening over there

    You: yeah i was pretending to be british, lol

    You: where it would be morning

    You: but it is a cold evening

    You: i think you're a dolt though

    You: you dont seem to be really grasping anything i'm saying properly

    You: you're really 47, wot?

    Stranger: yep

    You: what line of work you in?

    Stranger: engineering

    You: how's that whenyou can't grasp maths?

    Stranger: i can now just wasnt ready for it when school said i should be

    You: ah i see it now

    You: have you got a family?

    Stranger: sure have

    You: where are they?

    You: and what do you hope to get out of this chat here?

    Stranger: down mother & father inlaws celibrating xmas

    You: shouldn't you be attending to them that's down?

    Stranger: complicated lifestyle

    You: i see

    You: and what is it then that you want from this chat?

    Stranger: if this is a place to chat but is full of little girles then wher is there a better place

    You: ah, a pedophile, innit?

    Stranger: whatever

    You: never thought i'd talk to a real live one of those online

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. creepy ass mofos.
     
  3. Your conversation with said pedo, wasn't humorous enough for my high. I hate you.
     

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