Haha, yeah - so I was taking a bath to relieve my sore muscles (from working so much). I stuck my finger in my belly button to remove any lint that may be in there. I thought something came out - and now it was on my you-know-what. Not thinking anything about it, I'm about to take it off when I see it's a little spider! It must have fallen from the ceiling. There never WAS any lint! Didn't freak me out, however. Bugs don't faze me. I can only imagine how other folks here would react to a spider being on their dick!!!!!
How could they possibly have made a picture like this, that's like the most specific, ridiculous situation?
I like how you added the part about cleaning out your bellybutton. That's a critical part in the plot.
dude fuck spiders.....there are some monster ones where i live. and ticks....i got a tick on my dick and it stayed there for at least a day, i didnt think anything of it because i wasnt really hanging around the house looking at my dick or anything. then i realized what it was, and i had to pull that fucker off. whatever. head is head.
^^word, one time I was showering after a walk in the woods and I noticed a tick building a tent in my pubes. Let him chill till i was done showering, then evicted his ass