Speeding Priest!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Mar 17, 2001.

  1. A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
    The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and sees a empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
    He says, Sir, Have you been drinking??
    Just water says the priest.
    The trooper says, then why do you smell like wine??
    The priest looks at the bottle an says. Good Lord! He's done it AGAIN!!.

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