I just hooked up with a ex, which I realize was stupid. And now she is sitting beside me and I ain't got nothing to say and wish the bitch would leave
"make me a sandwich or gtfo" or "I'm in something called 'Hero Squad' and i've been called up to go stop terrorists in antarctica. I don't know how long i'll be gone, and you may see me around town but its a government created double that will assume my current life so that the terrorists won't know i'm after them. after all, I wouldn't want to lose the element of surprise, would I? now, make me a sandwich or gtfo"