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Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Blazedintha780, Oct 25, 2009.

  1. I just hooked up with a ex, which I realize was stupid. And now she is sitting beside me and I ain't got nothing to say and wish the bitch would leave
     
  2. haha as you are reading this she is think "why no anal?"
















    :confused:
     
  3. dont you hate when that happens
     
  4. "make me a sandwich or gtfo"

    or


    "I'm in something called 'Hero Squad' and i've been called up to go stop terrorists in antarctica. I don't know how long i'll be gone, and you may see me around town but its a government created double that will assume my current life so that the terrorists won't know i'm after them. after all, I wouldn't want to lose the element of surprise, would I? now, make me a sandwich or gtfo"
     
  5. Haha I might just have to try that
     
  6. Looks like you were thinking with the wrong "organ."



    you know, the other head?

    get it
     
  7. She's sitting right next to you? Now's the perfect opportunity to fart.
     
  8. go to sleep haha chicks hate that haha
     
  9. She's waiting for round 2, now what are you waiting for?
     

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