I just seen this on reddit.com Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" [Epic Thread] : funny Basically txt the opposite sex on ur phone nd ask them to 'tap dat' lol i juss think its hilarious
Sounds like something 16yr olds do... But also sounds like something I would do! If I'm never gonna see the girl then I would do it in a heartbeat. If I were to see the girl again... I'd have to be high or drunk..
hahaha the good old game to play to see if u can get laid or not... usually if the chick freaks out about it i say sorry... i lost a bet with a friend and had to text this to every girl in my phone
Me: Hey Her: hey Me: So wen u gon let me tap that? Her: Hahahaha anytime. Me: So soon? Her: I have to check my schedule...... Me: Hurry up it can't wait I only hav 7 dayssss Her: Lol, 7 days for what? Me: Till I lose interest lmao Her: Wqa*z Me: Wat lol??? Me: Well im avaliable Thurs.. Try to pencil me in =) let me try sumbdy else now lol
id ask when im with her. cuz if she says now i wont have to travel far if she freaks out ill just be like JK JK
Me: Important question. Her: yess? Me: I was gonna ask you "wen ud let me tap dat" but I lost interest as you took too long to respond, so fuck it. Her: hahah ok ^She hates me now for whatever reason. Man that was utterly unappealing. Gotta find someone else.
Me: Hey. Her: heyyyy Me:so uh. when u gunn lemme tap dat. Her: never. lol Me: oh. tomorrow sound good? Her: yes, definitely Me: Aight, you're welcome. Her: thankss!!!
me: whats up? you're at work right? her: Yea till 11 me: alright ill b over at 12 to tap dat 5 minutes pass her: my boss just asked me to do a double shift so i wont be home till like 7am me: so can i come threw at 8 n tap dat? her: lol you're such a dick...but im flattered you think about me like that me: I dont want to tap dat anymore, lates
I tried it on my ex/FWB Me aaay gurl so when you going to let me tap that? Her um? Me so is that a yes? Her haha no lol She wasnt very exciting
Me: I gotta ask you something Her: ok. Ask. Me: When u gon let me tap dat? Her: Are u serious? Me: Yea, I'm on my way Her: i hav my period I'm not doing anything Me: backdoor open? Her: Nope Me: Wat about the upstairs window? Her: Its nevr open Me: Just open it up nd catch this breeze Her: Lol go through ____'s window or backdoor Me: No she's not that kind of girl Her: And what kind of girl am I? Me: the. depressed type that needs some good sick in her life Her: I'm not depressed and I already got sum gooood dick in my life Me: u wuldnt know good dick if it slapped u in the face Her: Lolololol yes I would Me: well come let me slap u in the face and u tell me how good it is Her: Too bad I'm the faithful type
Opened back up and moved to humor, only because this shit was making me lol so I wanna read some more...
This one made me laugh: * Me: Hey Heather, I have a question for you. * Her: No, you can not "tap this". I've gotten like a text from 5 guys asking me the same question. Wth is going on?