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Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Big Poppa Puff, Sep 5, 2002.

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  1. #1 Big Poppa Puff, Sep 5, 2002
    Hey SmokyOkie, what's the spread on the Big Game this week?

    Willing to make a little wager?????
     
  2. #2 smokinokie, Sep 5, 2002
    In some other thread I think I offered you 8 pts. and the tie. I did'nt decide what we could wager. Most likely it will be illegal so I don't wnat you to mail it to me after you lose. I said AFTER you lose, not IF.


    I have'nt seen an official line but maybe I better go look before I put my foot in my mouth. It was really hot here today and I'll bet it tastes really bad.
     
  3. #3 namron_420s, Sep 5, 2002
    SEC!!


    SEC!!

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAMA
     
  4. #4 Big Poppa Puff, Sep 5, 2002

    Official line is 12 1/2 and you must be from the Dust Bowl because there are no more ties in college football, we now have the infamous tiebreaker by putting the ball on the opponents 20 yard line.

    Since you don't want to wager something illegal how something along the lines of public embarrasment, like the winner gets to make up an embarrassing story about the loser and post it up. The loser has to reply and completely agree to the story.

    12 1/2 points is the line, now do you have any guts to take the wager or do I see a yellow stripe up your back????
     
  5. #5 namron_420s, Sep 5, 2002
    *runs through posts naked*




    GO SEC.............BAMA!!!!

    WHOOOOOOO


    *exits other side, still naked*
     
  6. #6 smokinokie, Sep 6, 2002
    You SEC people need to keep your clothes on. I did not need that right then.



    I guess I didn't explain the tie clearly e'nuff for your mere mental capacities.


    By THE TIE I meant this tie I found at a garage sale. It's got a glow in the dark hula dancer on it and says Miami Beach on it and has lots of gold tassles hangin off of it. I thought you hillbillys went in for that kind of stuff!:p Really what I meant is if I win by 8 points, you still win, you see, I gave you 8 pts. and the tie. You see........ here..... let me get a piece of paper for chrissakes!


    The line I've seen was 11 1/2, I will give you 10 1/2.



    Why you ask?


    Because usually when I bet on one of my teams, (Chiefs, St. Louie Cards,) it's the kiss of death. For some reason God does'nt want me to gamble. That's why I'll only give 10 1/2 points.


    Now as to the wager,


    WE ALREADY MAKE UP EMBARASSING STORYS.


    I've questioned your family lineage and you've questioned certain carnal practices involving livestock. We do that all the time. We need something unusual.


    While pondering the unusual this morning I came up with this.



    Winner gets to pick the losers avatar and he has to use it until his team wins a game.


    So there you have it. 10 1/2 and the avatar.


    Agreed?


    Now if I see Norm run thru here naked again, I'm gonna shoot him in the ass with my pellet gun!
     
  7. #7 Bud Head, Sep 6, 2002
    The advatar has to be of your naked ass!

    Whom ever the looser is has to use their naked ass as their advatar. I'll keep SJ at ease!
     
  8. #8 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    hmmmmmm........



    *ponders*



    *runs through posts in a thong*



    GO BAMA....WHOOO HOOOOO!!!

    SEC!!! YEEHAW!..lmao..had to do that.
     
  9. #9 RMJL, Sep 6, 2002
    Smokinokie has a good thing going on there with that idea.


    What's it gonna be Poppa?????



    It's fun to bet...we won $100 on the TN game. Gonna buy a root canal with it!
     
  10. #10 RMJL, Sep 6, 2002


    I'm concerned about something, Normsy Poo...when TN and BAMA play each other on October 26th...you are going to be for the VOLS, right? You do love me, don't you, Norman???? Surely you wouldn't be for BAMA when it's my team playing them. Right?????





    ;)
     
  11. #11 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    well...we play bama the 28th of this month and tennessee the 5th of next month....so...whichever one we beat worse, i think they should deserve a win.


    heh, we play bama and tennessee back to back...neat.
     
  12. #12 RMJL, Sep 6, 2002
    Yeah, we do play you!!!!!!
     
  13. #13 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    yeah.....SEC....that pretty much means we play each other every season
     
  14. #14 RMJL, Sep 6, 2002


    Ok smart ass......I forgot who your team was.....geez......
     
  15. #15 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    PIG
    SOOIE!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    PIG
    SOOIE!

    ARKANSAS
    RAZORBACKS!!!!


    call them hogs
     
  16. #16 Big Poppa Puff, Sep 6, 2002
    Why should I give up points from the official line. Today you can find the game at 11 1/2 to 12. Your team is the favorite, playing at home, ranked #3 in the country and you are trying to squeeze another point out of me?????? Don't have any faith in your boys, do you??? Hell, we are on probation, loos of scholarships, completely unranked, had to squeeze out a win against a bunch of Middle TN wannabe's (sorry BudHead) and then here you come trying to nit pick me out of points.

    I'll give you 11 1/2 and the avatar, if you want it and are man enough to back up your team and your State ;)

    Maybe you've worn them chicken strips too long and you are starting to lay eggs on your own. ;)

    11 1/2 and the winner picks the avatar. I'm on with that until the close of business today, after that I won't be able to be around to haggle some more.

    AND this goes to BudHead. What's your fascination with mine and Smokies bare asses? You need to get you a babysitter and go out more often and meet some women, any women. ;)
     
  17. #17 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    ive heard they have really lifelike dolls now...........really lifelike. :D:D
     
  18. #18 smokinokie, Sep 6, 2002
    I'll give you your 11 1/2. Geeesh! Must be a lot of saltwater in "Bama these days, and I ain't talkin about the ocean!


    11 1/2 and the avatar it is.


    *shakes hand*



    I'm sorry Budhead but I undress my mule for no man!
     
  19. #19 namron_420s, Sep 6, 2002
    *streaks naked some more*

    THE DEAL IS MADE!! THE DEAL IS MADE!!

    SEC SEC SEC!!

    BAMA BAMA BAMA BAMA!!

    WHOOO HOOOO!!!


    *trips and falls...skidding self up in a bad way*




    i think im done streaking for now....
     
  20. #20 smokinokie, Sep 6, 2002
    *pulls out pellet pistol*




    BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!








    Think of me when you sit down.:p
     
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