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Soon To Be Convicted!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by ArtesiaBuds, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. #1 ArtesiaBuds, Sep 21, 2002
    WORST SHIT IN THE WORLD!!! Ok i was at my high school football game and then i was just sitting in the blechers all stoned talkin to all my homies then all the sudden i get called down to the front, their is a cop down there and a drunk ass fool and some of my other friends..... get this, the drunk guy said i was drinking with him!!!! (i've been caught already with bud at school) and he said i was drunk, it was a fuckin bitch trying to convince the cops that i wasn't involved, which is true, i didn't see this fool all day, well i get off the hook and he goes away in a strecher in the ambulence from being overly drunk. he told the cops i was baked too! but they knew he was outta his mind so they didn't believe it. When he gets out of the hospital i'm gonna fuckin beat him down sooooooooooooooooo fuckin hard so i can put his ugly ass back in there, i don't even care at this point of getting convicted of assualt because if i kick his ass, in fact my dad said i should have kicked his ass in front of the po-pos. Well fuck it, i'm out
     
  2. #2 KraziHare, Sep 21, 2002
    I know how you may feel but violence isn't the answer. as soon as you touch him you'll become just as dumb as he is. I hope you do the right thing.
     
  3. #3 XxJWxX, Sep 21, 2002
    Yes
     
  4. #4 namron_420s, Sep 22, 2002
    boobs are indeed the answer to your problems my son...boobs.
     
  5. #5 KB_124, Sep 22, 2002
    Nah...Beat the fucker down, or he will do it again and again
     
  6. #6 Switch, Sep 23, 2002
    i agree with norman... breasts are indeed the solution to all of life's little problems...
     
  7. #7 Bud Head, Sep 23, 2002
    Boobs or sboob spelled backwards should solve the problem!
     
  8. #8 namron_420s, Sep 23, 2002
    INSTRUCTIONS:

    1 UNWRAP

    2 SUCKLE

    3 SLEEP UPON
     
  9. #9 Bud Head, Sep 24, 2002
    Don't forget to take care of the owner of those boobs!!!!!!
     
  10. #10 namron_420s, Sep 24, 2002
    i thought that if you lingered around on step two with different variations, that counted..
     
  11. #11 Bud Head, Sep 24, 2002




    HahahahaLMAO!
     
  12. #12 420girlie, Sep 24, 2002

    I was thinking more along the lines of SNATCH ;)
     
  13. #13 420girlie, Sep 24, 2002

    Hehehehe ;)

    I think it's gonna take a little more than that though *lol*
     
  14. #14 namron_420s, Sep 24, 2002
    snatch is the solution to your problems too?!?!


    and yes, i know it takes a lil more than that...

    did you know that a very high percentage of women do not know where their clitoris is?
     
  15. #15 ArtesiaBuds, Sep 24, 2002
    WOW, this subject sure got off track.......
     
  16. #16 Big Poppa Puff, Sep 24, 2002

    And there's an even higher percentage of men who don't where the clitoris is!!
     
  17. #17 namron_420s, Sep 25, 2002
    they usually think about two inches too low

    3 DAYS BPP!
     
  18. #18 smokinokie, Sep 25, 2002


    Yes, it did.


    If you see Namron 420s somewhere in your thread, you can count on it whipping a hard left into obscurity.


    Now back to the matter at hand.



    Clitoris.


    Oooops.



    I mean boobies......er....I mean violence.


    Violence never does anything but breed more violence. I've got the missing teeth and scars to prove it.


    You could hurt this guy more by getting away from him, something I presume you've probably already done. But more than that put the word out on him that he sell you out in a heartbeat. Soon he'll find himself alone and wondering why.


    Just my 2 cents worth.


    Now back to the boobies.
     
  19. #19 420girlie, Sep 25, 2002

    How is that possible? It's not like it takes a fucking private detective to find it ;)
     
  20. #20 namron_420s, Sep 25, 2002
    hahah...thats hillarious...cuz..ive heard private detectives..refferred to as dicks...hahahah...and yes..it does

    a very high percentage of women have never had an orgams, never even touched themselves in a self satisfying manor.
     
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