the annoying smoker thread got me thinking and listening to cypress hill - "can i get a hit" This has to be one of the funniest songs I have ever heard in reference to smoking pot and I know a few people like this. What are some other good songs or funny songs to smoke to? I have listed the lyrics "Can I get a Hit" for those that have never heard it. Handle it, handle it You know, motherfuckers need to have some weed etiquete True, true You see, motherfuckers try to come up and bogard your weed At the club, and they don't wanna share theirs Can I get a hit of your weed [repeats in background 6X] [B-Real] You know I hate it when I roll a joint and give it to somebody Who ain't got weed but they wanna be up in the party Laughin and gigglin, sippin on a Heinie Son you need a Tic Tac your breath is gonna blind me Talkin about you wanna hit, spittin in my eardrum Oh you new in the cypher, step to the rear son Still they manage to hit it, and put they grip on it That's when they wet the tip and put they lips on it Then when you get it, forget it, it's been wetted Who gonna hit it now, not me, you got me Thinkin about these fuckin jokers, double tokers Smokers who hit it like they suckin a dick, fuckers Flippin it, lovin it, smokin it to the head Givin it to me half way down, "thanks again" Then when you see 'em later smokin they own stash When you ask 'em for a hit, they say, "sorry this is my last" I shared some with you, "Sorry that's not my problem Talk to the hand but I got plenty if you wanna buy some" These people piss me off, this is true indeed But nothin's worse when someone's askin for some weed What do I look like a tree where the bud grows Here pick my left nut and smoke it in the bol Or better grow your own leave mine alone Here I'll give you a clone now raise up outta my zone I know I got the best weed, but don't make me Make your burnt chest bleed what you need Is weed etiquette, please don't be offended Cuz the weed costs money I'm the one who has to spend it And that's just the way it is man Y'all motherfuckers need to learn You just can't come, askin for some shit and not givin none in return What the fuck is that man? We goin into 2000 motherfucker You need to learn how to smoke some weed with people Pass it to the left motherfuckers Can I get a hit of your weed
I like this song because it's funny, funny when you listen to it download The Decemberists, Apology Song I'm really sorry Steven But your bicycle's been stolen I was watchin it for you 'Til you came back in the fall Guess I didn't do such a good job after all I was feeling really sorry Steven And I spent all morning grieving And everybody's saying That you'll take the news gracefully Somehow I don't think I'll be getting off that easily I meant her no harm When I left her unlocked Outside the Orange Street Food Farm I was just running in Didn't think I'd be that long I came out, she was gone And all that was there was some bored old dog Leashed up to the place where your bicycle had been Guess we'll never see poor Madeleine again Let this be consolation, Steven That all the while you were in England I treated her with care and respect And gave her lots of love And I was usually pretty good 'bout locking her up Where has she gone? Well, I bet she's on the bottom of a Frenchtown pond Rudely abused on some hescher's joyride So I wrote you this song In the hopes that you'd forgive me Even though it was wrong Being so careless with a thing so great And taking your poor Madeleine away, away
Devil Went to Jamaica- Dont know who sings it, most people say Weird Al or David Allen Coe, but both are incredibly wrong. Marijuanaville- Also dont know (might be the same guy as Devil Went to Jamaica) Legalize it- Yonder Mountain String Band (Not a cover song, only words they use from the original is "legalize it", shit is fucking hillarious) Two Hits and The Joint Turned Brown- Yonder Mountain String Band Granny Wont You Smoke Some Marijuana?- Yonder Mountain String Band Stinky Green- Keller Williams (more about money than weed, but theres sort of an underlying understanding that the whole song is about the ganja) Those are all acoustic/bluegrass/jam band music, thats all I listen to, sorry if you were looking for rap but I havent willingly listened to a rap song in probably 5 years.
not looking for anything specific... just good music to go and look for that will either make me laugh or make me listen. thanks for the record i am not a big fan of rap either but cypress hill has some funny stuff out
it's sickening- classified, such a good stoner song you can relate to most of what they rap about. Oh another one of those songs huh? Beautiful day! I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I eat my weed, It's sickening! I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I sleep with my weed, It's sickening! This is your, this is your song, Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you, Don't be wrong, Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you, Aiiyo Mike, yeah, Remember back in the day, We never smoked weed, Never rapped in this way, We had so much energy, Ambition to play, Yeah we was hitten the wits, And tryin to live each day, To the fullest, Weed was some bullshit to my peeps, Till we stole it, Locked in the Honda and rolled it, We smoked out, No doubt, We got blazed, Remember that, I used your hat as the ashtray, And that was the last day I'd ever be sober, Consensing life as I knew it was over, Yeah me too, It's so much better now, My vision is clear but my eyes seem redder now, It's so great when I wake up And puke up, A pile, Wipe my face with a towel, It's Sickening, Yo sometimes I smoke so much my eyes close shut, I'm always hungry and I can't seem to eat enough, Times its rough, A partners life is tough, But as soon as I'm waking up I'm in my room taking a puff, Oh, good morning world This is your, this is your song, Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you, Don't be wrong, Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you, I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I eat my weed, It's sickening! I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I sleep with my weed, It's sickening! Aiiyo now weed is not a bad thing, It's a good thing, A neighbourhood thing, So much joy that it could bring, Kinda like the time your girl taught you a lesson, Dump chuck and you ended up on anti depressants, Yeah man, That was stressin, Ended up in the mental clinic doc said I had to finish, With the weed game and everything that's in it, But I didn't so I'm livin in this world, filled with misery, Weed seems to get to me, Better leave and let it be, I can't believe that I ever put that shit in me, Man that shits nothin to me anymore, Wassup, You wanna smoked this joint, Naw I can't stand that, Yo one time I was in Curley's, The old back pub, We was smokin in the bathroom till the bouncer broke it up, Kicked me out for smokin dope, I'd stop, holy fuck, It's just weed, It's not like I'm throwin up, Oh well, Now I'm in the parkin lot, Waitin by myself, Hear my name get called inside, Go in a trip down south, Thought to myself, I gotta quit this weed, But we all know glass would be blazed by three, This is your, this is your song, Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you, Don't be wrong, Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you, I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I eat my weed, It's sickening! I smoke my weed, I love my weed, I sleep with my weed, It's sickening! This is your, this is your song, Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you, Don't be wrong, Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you It's sickening!
I don't know who does it, but shit, it is HILARIROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pm me if you want to hear it. I starts out: Hi kids. Do you like cannais? Wanna see me pack a fat bowl then smoke outta it? Copy me and be a serious pot head? Say things like dink, skunk, voodo, roach, reefer, and nugget? My brain said WAIT! I can't think another thought This shit's all clogged up with tetrahydracannibinol It's an eminem parody, and the WHOLE song is about pot. It the greatest!!!
Khmer K.I.D - Smoke Weed Tech N9NE - T9X Twiztid - Bagz Lil Wyte - My Smokin Song Homegrown/Pennywise/Whoever originally made it - Let's Go Smoke Some Pot Z-Ro - So Much Actually, I'm gonna end the list there and just say get any/all Z-Ro. That shit speaks to me in ways I never dreamed possible when I'm high. I'm not even into rap but I can't get enough of his stuff when I smoke. Lyricly, he's the new 2pac.
Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum Lost Boyz - Renee KRS 1 - Step into a world Theres SOO many to list but those are some of my favs.
Killa cam -camron Bam Bam- Sister Nancy part of the belly soundtrack Ridin Dirty- chamillionarie Dirty deeds - ACDC All the yonder mountain listed above too. Any Sublime just about any reggae- specially bob marley or sizzla any victor wooten including bela fleck and the flecktones or Justin King (If you dont know who he is check out his Le Bleu album its the best of all them). Forgot Ben Harper- Burn one down
Peter Tosh, Legalize it. Mac Dre So high any new snoop of the new album any new ludacris any wayne period.
I don't know who originally wrote this song but Gov't Mule does a good cover of it. "30 Days In The Hole" All right, all right, all right She called up an old friend Talkin' bout Black Lebanese A dirty room and a silver Coke spoon Give me my release... come on Black Napalese It got ya weak in your knees They're gonna seize some dust That you got bust on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole...ahwoo 30 days in the hole (That's what they give me) 30 days in the hole New Castle Brown I'm tellin' ya can sure smack you down Ya take a greasy whore in a rolling dance floor Got your head spinnin' round If ya live on the road Well, there's a new highway code Ya take the urban noise And some terrible poison Gonna lessen your load
what the hell? not ONCE have i seen tool mentioned yet! thats an outrage! lol! my favorite song to smoke to is wings for marie pt.1 & 2 by tool... it makes my jaw drop, haha .........TOOL!
whats that song from their new cd that sounds like your going through space then the devil speaks (or seams like it)? I recommend that everyone listen to that song in the dark while watching the space travel screensaver on your comp....o and make sure your baked as hell What about A Perfect Circle? Amazing band. Jack Johnson Matisyahu Avenged Sevenfold (just so i can here The Rev's drumming) James Blunt - High
Bob Marley-Jammin, Stir it up, Buffalo Soldier, Exodus Led Zeppelin-Dazed and Confused, the Lemon Song, Stairway to Heaven Dr Dre-Dre Day/Let me Ride/The Chronic (Intro) Snoop Dogg-Gin and Juice, Aint no fun, Whats my name, Deep Cover The Beatles-Rocky Racoon, Strawberry Fields Forever The Doors- Light my Fire, Hello, I love you, The End Jefferson Airplane-White Rabbit Jimi Hendrix-Hey Joe, VooDoo Child, Alot more im too baked to remember.
I just thought of another one, and I'm suprised no one's posted it yet. It's one of the best smoking songs ever. I'm not sure who originally recorded it, but it can be heard in the movie easy rider (which rules). It's called Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend (if you couldn't figure that out from the lyrics) Chorus: Don't Bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me Don't Bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me Roll another one Just like the other one You've been hanging on to it And I sure would like a hit CHORUS Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one Just like the other one That one's just 'bout burned to the end So come on and be a real friend CHORUS