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Son of a Bi***

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011.

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  1. #1 nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011
    Last night me and a buddy and his brother lit up a nice blunt in my garage. I woke up this morning on the couch and stumbled up to bed... Then I realized holy fuck I left the bud on the table... I go downstairs and look around everywhere, nothing. So I open the fridge to get milk for coffee and my dad comes in and goes ,"Looking for something?"
     
  2. #2 GOLA, Aug 11, 2011
    "yeah my fucking weed. I got so stoned and passed out, have you seen it?"
     
  3. #3 DeathHund, Aug 11, 2011
    Yea dad that's my oregano for my pizza.... From Thailand. Very expensive, may I have it back please?
     
  4. #4 nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011
    If I only had the balls to say that to my dad
     
  5. #5 phil3, Aug 11, 2011

    so.... what happened? kinda a cliffhanger bro
     
  6. #6 nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011
    is that urgot from LoL? My dad is one of those guys who will kill you with kindness so he won't say anything besides that. He just takes my jar and hides it... and maybe smokes it?
     
  7. #7 phil3, Aug 11, 2011

    haha yeah it is. he's such a shit character but I can't stop playing as him :p

    but yeah as long as he's not a huge douche about it I guess it's all good
     
  8. #8 nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011
    fucking sucks bro, down an eighth
     
  9. #9 New display name, Aug 11, 2011
    "Yeah and you know what dad, if I don't get it back by noon you're gonna be looking for the hospital"
     
  10. #10 GanjaHaze, Aug 11, 2011
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    tell him your an addict and you will suck his dick to get it back...maybe he will feel bad for you and have some sympathy on you
     
  11. #11 phil3, Aug 11, 2011

    could be worse. when I got caught back in highschool I almost got kicked out, then I pointed out I'd been smoking all senior year and graduated with a 3.5 so they shut up real fast lol
     
  12. #12 GOLA, Aug 11, 2011
    Tell him it's not yours and some black guy named Tayo. Is coming to look for it very soon. You have to sell how freaked out you are.
     
  13. #13 nomotivation, Aug 11, 2011
    Thank god I have money YES
     
  14. #14 S0UR, Aug 11, 2011
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    "You know I am."
     
  15. #15 New display name, Aug 11, 2011
    Kill yourself and blame him
     
  16. #16 BlackChucks, Aug 11, 2011
    go reup and ride the nimbus cloud like goku
     
  17. #17 dewdropshakur, Aug 11, 2011
    Steal it back maybe?
     
  18. #18 420blunt, Aug 11, 2011
    tell him. "oh how i could just kill a man." and give him a serious look. maybe even clench your fists.
    he will realize his son is a addict and give it back
    or he will just beat the shit out of you
    either one
     
  19. #19 ittybitty, Aug 11, 2011
    Here's the deal, if I have kids in h.s. and I find their weed you better believe I'm taking it. I'm okay with weed, but the shit is illegal, I'm not down for my kids being openly publicly and non chalant about being criminals (lol) and it teaches them to cover their ass, cover their tracks, not be irresponsible, and to be more careful as to not get caught by someone more serious, like a cop or their principal. Will I smoke it when they're gone? there is a strong possibility, just depends where I am in life.
     
  20. #20 perry cox 420, Aug 11, 2011
    ... and quality ;)
     
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