something's strange in the neighbourhood

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Smoke Papers, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 Smoke Papers, Aug 5, 2011
    hey guys so i just smoked a couple bowls chilling outside on the patio when my ex girlfriend (who i have recently been fucking again)'s mom texts me asking me to come over asap. i'm pretty baked and i told her i would go over soon. the fuck is going on?!

    what should i do? am i just tripping out or is something strange here? we're all pretty close you can say so i don't know if i'm just thinking it's sketchy when it's not.
     
  2. #2 Kobe4MVP420, Aug 5, 2011
    She knows you smoked. Shes gonna call the cops. Dip to africa
     
  3. #3 ArtilleryShell4, Aug 5, 2011
    3 some with ma and daughter?
     
  4. #4 BudderUrSkillet, Aug 5, 2011
    really the only logical solution here.
     
  5. #5 SoulessStoner, Aug 5, 2011
    Did you even think to ask her why she wanted you to come over?
     
  6. #6 bamblacha, Aug 5, 2011
    So instead of going over there you made a post on GC?
     
  7. #7 bestofbuddha, Aug 5, 2011
    dude, HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE KNOW?!
     
  8. #8 SPITTA, Aug 5, 2011
    Text back, "why?"
     
  9. #9 Bongin Shaman, Aug 5, 2011
    yeah its probably just a threesome, no worries.
     
  10. #10 Dylanzs, Aug 5, 2011
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    You cAnt talk till you finish your story now GO!!!
     
  11. #11 crazy 8, Aug 5, 2011
    i bet the ex gf is pregnant
     
  12. #12 Skunky Monkey, Aug 5, 2011
    When there's something strange in your neighber hood.....who you gonna call.....GHOST BUSTERS DU DU DA DU DAH DU DIDIDY DID DUH
     
  13. #13 1bakedpotato, Aug 5, 2011
    are you fuckin retarded? text her back and ask why... if its a shitty reason tell her ur busy and call ur ex over.. beat it up again
     
  14. #14 Toosick, Aug 5, 2011
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    Oh shit. That's definitely it lmfao @ the OP's life being over
     
  15. #15 Dylanzs, Aug 5, 2011
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    I hear hospitals are giving out free coathangers to single pregnant women
     
  16. #16 Homburg, Aug 5, 2011
    Would the cop be up for a threesome if it was a chick?
     
  17. #17 Keep It Lit, Aug 5, 2011
    Is the mom a MILF?

    I'm guessing the daughter's not there and the mother needs some sexual healing.

    Give it to her dirty.
     
  18. #18 Mr Unknown, Aug 5, 2011
    Give us an update. Interested to know how it goes. :D
     
  19. #19 Smoke Papers, Aug 5, 2011
    haha i should have known i wouldn't get any serious answers from you guys! so i show up and it turns out she just wanted to chat about a few things, but i was so high, it was hard following a train of thought and talking for a long time trying to act sober.

    at one point she even asked me if i was a little stoned! it made me laugh but i told her my eyes were just red from the chlorine (i work at a pool and my ex gf (who is turning out to be not so much an "ex") is an olympic swimmer haha
     
  20. #20 Colts, Aug 5, 2011
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