6/15/2001 about 1:22am EST - My internet went down. No big deal - shit happens (cable modem may need to be reset, etc.). So I logged on to a neighbor's (who I know and it's cool) and still no connection. At this point, I go to my cell and try it from there. Nothing. I was able to make a voice call, however (just to a voice-mail). Did this happen to anyone else? I'm in Jersey. Solar flare, hehe.
Folks I have figured it out: I took a shit earlier that disrupted the electromagnet field of teleantenna lines that juxtaposed a shitbag of corn chips on the face of humanity's butthole. Or something. Who are you all? What are you doing on my computer???