I've noticed that if a post is really long, I tend to be too lazy to read it all the way though. Especially when I am baked. This is something that I use to read ebooks, but it also helps read those long posts. It's a text-to-speech program called ReadPlease. It can be found at this website: http://www.readplease.com/english/downloads/#rp2003 First you have to download it from the website by clicking on the "ReadPlease 2003/ReadPlease Plus 2003 Trial (11MB)" link. Then save the file onto your computer and open it once it has finished downloading. Follow the instructions in the installation program and there you have it! No more reading GC posts!
Haha yeah it really does help although I got the full version from *****-**.org lol don't wannas say it for the risk of bein' banned