Someones gonna get cut

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by 420pigeon, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. So i used to be a heavy smoker but with college and probation, i try to keep it to the weekends as much as possible. But anyways, I'm pretty good at conserving weed, i can make a gram last a week.

    So last Friday, i bought a gram. My roomie left for the weekend so i was free to toke in the dorm. I don't smoke that much at a time because once i start smoking i get fucking paranoid about the smell and i'm running all over the room to see if it smells. I smoked most of it then on saturday i put weed in a cig and went for a walk. I still had a piece of bud left that was enough to pack my little ass bowl maybe 4 or 5 times.

    I came home this weekend so i could smoke in peace without really worrying about smell (i still am sketch about my parents but at least i dont have to worry about being kicked out and getting my ass handed to me by campus police) and i open my pill bottle and what the fuck do i see?

    A fucking stem with some weed stuck to it and some little pieces of herb. I can pack this bowl fucking once...

    Now I'm 80% sure that i really did have a nug and i didn't leave that little amount in there. I would just fucking smoke that shit if i did.

    I really thought my roommate didn't smoke like she seems so far from the type who smokes but i still keep my stash hidden in my drawer. There are 2 other people with access to my room but they are athletes so i'm not sure. all i know is i'm fucking pissed as shit right now. i havent even hit the bowl i'm so pissed.

    Fuck it, i guess i'll smoke what i have and hope i get stoned enough.
     
  2. hit the bowl..
    then realize how much you dont care:D..
     
  3. Go get em Batman.
     
  4. cut your female roommate over some marijuana misplaced.

    Damn you crazy.
     
  5. smudge on my screen so i thought you were gonna give someone a cat lawl.
     
  6. nah i'm just pissed cause after a week of midterms and bullshit, i was really looking forward to getting ripped.

    and i'm a female too...lol forgot to mention that
     

  7. sooooooo fucking true. i'm feelin good.

    kinda wish i had more though
     
  8. ohhhhhh and on top of that bullshit, when i came home to buy from my home dealer, i went to the bank to withdraw $20, that shit said insufficient funds. fuck that nonsense.

    when i got home i looked at my account and they charged me $30 for some magazines i got with a debit card that i knew was gonna get canceled when i was stoned (they said 3 free months, that shit sounds good when youre high). some how those fuckers got my new number and charged that. i ended up getting it canceled and they said they would refund me the money. butttttttttt, that shits not gonna happen for another 10-12 weeks so i cant even get more weed right now.
     

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