Someone broke into your house, what do you use to beat the shit out of them?

whatever is closest at hand id say....

 

my dog would eat their face.

 

I don't need a weapOn. I'd beat the living shit out of that motherfucker

 

My dick

 

Pieces of metal projected at high speeds through the use of explosions.

 

bleach in the eye

 

On the news a while back this kid supposesly cut a guy that broke into his house in half with a samurai sword. I'm sure the storys on google because that's fucking crazy.

 

[quote name='"Donkey B0ng"']On the news a while back this kid supposesly cut a guy that broke into his house in half with a samurai sword. I'm sure the storys on google because that's fucking crazy.[/quote]

Dayyyyyuuuumm talk about alpha lol

 

Lacrosse stick shaft, FTW

 

Christmas Tree. Friday After Next Style

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3285593...urts/t/cops-student-uses-sword-kill-intruder/

Here's the story. He cut his hand off and stabbed his chest. Idk how I heard cut in half haha.

 

I have an old iron lamp on my desk that weighs about fifteen pounds... then something I can not talk about on this site that would aerate them.

 

have an old spanish sword that's been passed to me by my grandmother.
mounted just next to my bed.
#swag

 

bottle of hot sauce
#screwed

on second thought:the metal folding chairs against my walls
#wwf

 

pistol

 

if its a matter of life or death i have no problem smashing this heavy glass bong over their face.

 

[quote name='"Exodus2011"']bottle of hot sauce
#screwed

on second thought:the metal folding chairs against my walls
#wwf[/quote]

What's with the hashtags?

I'd use a chair probably. Idk....never really thought of it

 

lmao, the guy above me was using them first, bongsquad to be exact lol

 

I have a big ass pipe next to my bed for such occasion, not like one for smoking lol. never had to use it, but it's good to know its there.