some weird mother fucker came to my door today

Discussion in 'General' started by ReeferMadness69, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. so this guy rings my door bell and says is your wife home? im like ya. hes like can i talk to her? i told him he can talk to me. He said ok well you were randomly selected to win a vacation for 3 days. im like cool give me the certificate. sir i need to come inside so we can talk. I said, were fine talking outside right here whats up. hes like, sir i need to speak to your wife because shes inthe navy and your not, i said, are YOU in the navy?(i live on base housing) he said no, i said let me see your military id. hes like oh im not in the navy. THEN GET THE FUCK OFF of GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. Hes like sir what are you talking about blah blah and then he started cussing and walked off. i got this eirie feeling he was a serial killer tryihng to kill me and my wife because he felt it was SOO neceessary to come inside my house. lol he was this old creepy man. somehow he got my fone number and after he left he called me up and hes like "sir, you are no longer qualified for the vactaion because you did not let me talk to your wife" im like mother fucker, you ring my door bell again im goign to have the chief of police stop by to visit your punk ass. then he cussed a little at me and hung up.


    punk ass bitches. its times like this i hate living on government property or else he wouldve cought a beat down.

    i wonder if u guys can understand this shit im all drunk already
     
  2. i diddnt really tell you guys the whole story. hes been here twice before and asked for my wife and id say shes not home and he kept sayin ok ill try back ina few days. hes really a weird mother fucker. if hes not a serial killer than hes just a shitty salesman
     
  3. You smoke on government property? :eek:
     
  4. yeah the next time should be the last time.......Show him why its not okay to try and talk to peoples wives...Beat him down and say he attacked ya....
     
  5. hehe. im a rebel. but yea. i only smoke in my own house or friends homes which are not on government property. i keep my shit low-pro
     
  6. I get that alot.

    But then again I know alot of weird people.
     
  7. rebel his ass into the ground then :)
     
  8. i wish. if i lay a hand on any mother fucker i go to jail and my wife goes to jail. cuz shes military. couldnt do that to my baby i know all the cops here ill just call the cops on his ass. i know wut kinda car he drives.
     
  9. im trying to change my lifestyle. and your not helpin dude. its cool its just dont give me any ideas lol
     
  10. That's scary man, but a cool story to keep me entertained. One time a few years ago, when I used to play piano (didn't want to was forced to), the lessons were in the city of Reading, PA, I think it was in like the to 10 most dangerous cities in America or some shit. I think it was like 2nd and the 1st was Camden or sumthin.

    Anywho, as me and my gma were walking to the car, some guy started walking behind us. And I'm like 13 or 14 and I get this crazy feeling like somethings not right. And I'm nervous so we get to the car and my gma wants to pick up some cheese at a deli across the street. And she asked me if I wanted to go and I'm like nahhh. But that guy was there, and I was so scared that I was gonna get kidnapped. I kept looking back at him as we were walking and omfg when I was in that car it felt like forever. He walked past the car though looking very suspicous and I think he backed off but man it was the only time I've ever been that scared.

    Thank god I'm here to tell you my awesome story though. Peace
     
  11. Yeah im just not a big fan of calling the cops i guess...FUCK THE POLICE
     
  12. Very possible... There are some weird ones out there, Which reminds me.

    Has anyone seen the movie August Underground ? I just started watching it... I'll make a thread on it when i'm done.
     
  13. ya but, i have no choice u have to understand. im not either but if i fight him me and my wife goes to jail. and if i dont do shit, he got away with bein a prick. i cant let that happen u kno ?
     
  14. why would you go to jail ? you on paper ?
     
  15. anything i do, affects my wife. its the way the military works when your married. cuz look dude, i have a bad temper, look back in my threads i talked about it. so if i fought him, i wouldnt stop, id hospitalize him
     
  16. okay all that aside...........If you beat this guy down when noones around......You call the cops say "this crazy fucker just tried to barge in my house" your not gonna go to jail....Your wife would be a good witness to this...I mean you have to prtoect your familky right ??
     
  17. And i was 1/23rd INF. Division not to long ago so i got a good idea of how UCMJ works...They are not gonna lock you and your wife up over defending your home.....But if your more worried about going to jail than beating down the serial Killer trying to get to your wife i understand
     
  18. nah. military personell are supposedd to be "role models" for the rest of the US. so no, id go to jail, and she would get kicked out of the navy.
     
  19. dude i dotn think anyone understands not even my family how much anger i have pent up. if i fight someone. all the anger ive pent up from the past is going to GO OUT on that person, reguardless of who it is. the last person i fought i almost killed. luckily i was in school so the security stopped me but i was TRYING to kill that guy. i didnt want to kill him its just i was so pissed off something overcame my body and i wanted tto fuckin kill him dude.i cant take a chance. im a liability. and it sucks ass
     


  20. Wow, sucks to be you.

    You must have high blood pressure.

    It's so much easier to love than to hate.
     

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