SOME ONE LINERS

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Feb 18, 2001.

  1. 1. I intend to live forever- So far so good.
    2. Mental backup in progress- Do not disturb.
    3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
    4. For sale: PARACHUTE. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
    5. OK, So whats the speed of dark?
    6. I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
    7. 24 hrs. in a day, 24 beers in a case...COINCIDENCE?
    8. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
    9. SHIN: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    10. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

    [ February 18, 2001: Message edited by: Panhead ]
     
  2. lol. i like #9 lol
     

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