1. I intend to live forever- So far so good. 2. Mental backup in progress- Do not disturb. 3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 4. For sale: PARACHUTE. Only used once, never opened, small stain. 5. OK, So whats the speed of dark? 6. I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. 7. 24 hrs. in a day, 24 beers in a case...COINCIDENCE? 8. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. 9. SHIN: A device for finding furniture in the dark. 10. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! [ February 18, 2001: Message edited by: Panhead ]