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Some claim they smoke but really..

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by sleepy96, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. #1 sleepy96, Sep 7, 2012
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    Have you guys ever ran across those people that claim they are big stoners and this and that, but they never seem to have bud or anything on them? I know several people that say they smoke all the time, but its like they never have bud when I want to get together and match with them. It leads me to believe they are mooches if they supposedly smoke all the time but not with their own bud. Or they aren't as big of a "stoner" as they say.

    Ill break out bongs and shit and they'll be like "DAMN I've never seen something like that before" or especially my vaporizer. Or hash oil. I guess I would consider myself a connoisseur or sorts but my town is just pathetic. lol

    But anyways as far as bud, I understand hitting up friends and all that once in a while (if they hit you back), which is fine. But if you are a true smoker and you expect to toke it up you better have some bud. Am I the only one that thinks this way? I always bring bud with me if I'm expecting to toke somewhere with someone, even if they offer.
     
  2. #2 coraygc, Sep 7, 2012
    I know a guy who claims to be a huge toker, yet he only ever has a gram on him at a time. Also, a gram will last him a week. I sure wish I could be content on a gram a week!
     
  3. #3 ChemoKush, Sep 7, 2012
    agreed.
     
  4. #4 abduct, Sep 7, 2012
    Most high school "stoners".
     
  5. #5 HAF, Sep 7, 2012
    Happens all the time. -.-
     
  6. #6 420dopeaf, Sep 7, 2012
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    wanna hear a fake stoner ? ok

    so i pulled out a bag of blue dream and this chick from my Literature class who supposedly "Smokes all the time" asked

    girl: whats that ? loud (a term for dank in nyc)?
    me: Yeah its blue dream im gonna vape it in my mflb tonight :)
    her: Blue dream ? what the hell is that ? it sound like angel dust or some shit that weed is laced. and wth is a mflb ? a Blunt ?

    now for someone who smokes alot how would you not know what blue dream is ? the whole thing made me wanna facepalm the shit outta her -______-
    i guess since us stoners are so unique people wanna be just like us.
     
  7. #7 shaddytheman, Sep 7, 2012
    My older cousin thinks I'm a poser (total opposite) cause the bud I got for free wasn't enough for the joint he was about too roll, LOL I can't wait until I blaze with him!
     
  8. #8 InVinoVerita, Sep 7, 2012
    I'm always down to match, because I keep a constant supply.
     
  9. #9 sleepy96, Sep 8, 2012

    Exactly. If people claim to smoke all the time, I'd assume they'd have bud all the time. At least that's what I do!
     
  10. #10 ckycampmember, Sep 8, 2012

    i was a hardcore smoker for 5+ years,
    i used to burn 8th of dank a day.

    now i am just as content with a half-eighth a week.
    i still consider myself a huge toker.
     
  11. #11 KidBudi, Sep 9, 2012
    Man what annoys me is if there is like 6 or 7 of us smoking, there is one dude who i swear like doesnt inhale, and it is not like he doesnt know what he is doing. Just wasting weed and shit, which is annoying because it is ALWAYS me and my buddys green. Then he complains that he isnt high like 10 mns later...
     
  12. #12 t-fizz, Sep 9, 2012
    If i dont have weed i dont plan on smoking, Just the way i am. I never ask for it. I always know ill smoke, But if its not offered to me i def wont ask for any.

    I think a good majority of moochers arent true stoners, Thats just how ive always noticed it.. cuz theyre not used to the stoner code yet..

    Newbs will just real bluntly ask if ull smoke em up, and usually theyll ask for more after u smoke a bowl... I dont blame them, I never get mad or anything, Its common... But still, its usually the newbs that act that way..

    And like you said op, Alot of the newbs ive encountered always claim to be stoners lol. Its funny, talkin about how theyre stoners then u smoke a nice joint with em and they cant stop laughing at absolutely nothing n shit.

    I can easily tell the newbs from the stoners.
     
  13. #13 sourApple408, Sep 9, 2012
    Kidbudi next time hes with you guys make a gravity bong and let him take the first hit
     
  14. #14 toPekomSeW, Sep 10, 2012
    I smoked with this one dude that claims he's smoked so much, so I invite him for a smoke session with my bong and the idiot exhales into the bong instead of inhaling and blows all the weed out... He's lucky I didn't smash his face in with my bong
     
  15. #15 parapa6, Sep 10, 2012
    Got dabs?
     
  16. #16 michael015, Sep 10, 2012
    [quote name='"ckycampmember"']

    i was a hardcore smoker for 5+ years,
    i used to burn 8th of dank a day.

    now i am just as content with a half-eighth a week.
    i still consider myself a huge toker.[/quote]

    Butt your not you just smoke weed sometimes
     
  17. #17 8ight, Sep 10, 2012
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    I've noticed many people here (I live in a non-medical state) just seem generally uninformed about bud--and I mean the stoners, not the "regular" folk. I think if you don't have a friend is knowledge about cannabis or don't spend time on websites such as grass city, there really isn't much information easily accessible unless you're looking for it. And many stoners just aren't interested in researched their herb.

    I could probably get by with a gram/week. I use a vaporizer and only vape at night because I work 2nd shift. I'll vape more on my days off, but I usually work 6-7 days/week. So if that makes me a "poser" stoner, so be it. It's not a contest to see who smokes the most... I'll be 23 soon and started smoking when I was 15 or 16. I consider myself a stoner regardless what others think. Oh, and I ALWAYS have bud. :) Sitting on about of ounce of various strains right now (I like variety).
     
  18. #18 sleepy96, Sep 13, 2012
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    Yeah its definitely not about who smokes the most, everyone has their own tolerance and different shit going on that determines how often they smoke.

    But it's more related to how they say they they've done it a lot and all that, and they don't know anything they are talking about. Its like they don't even know how to buy it. There has been countless times where someone will ask to smoke, come over without any bud. Then ask if they can pay me to smoke/buy some from me. Its like "No dude! I went through trouble to get this amount, and I can't just go and get it any time". Its not like dealers are a drive through you can go to any time of day.

    The worst is when people always ask to buy from me. Its like, just because I have it all the time, doesn't mean its available to YOU. I like the variety just like others do. I hate dealing with buying the stuff, even though I get it from a good friend. I'd rather get quarter and sit on it then buy a gram at a time (pointless), which is what a lot of people do around my area. Plus quality control is non existent from dealers, you don't what bud you're gonna get. So its like if I get something really good on my pick up, Im going to hang on to it until I'm able to get more/something else. Once again, this stuff is pretty easy to figure out if you call yourself a "regular" smoker.

    I do use it medically (not legally) for anxiety and related appetite loss, so I always have something on me. I haven't been out in a couple years. So when someone comes to me unprepared, without any bud or an idea how to get it, I don't really bother. I help friends out once in a while, but I don't have the money to re-up all the time so I have to watch what I use. If the people wanting to smoke are't willing to go obtain it themselves, why should I spend all my effort/money getting it for myself just so someone can smoke it? Nah, they need to get their own and thrown down.


    Yep you know exactly what I'm talking about. lol I've had many instances where Ill load a Purple Days vape bowl with some hash oil and they will get so blasted that's all they can do. XD

    Its understandable for the noobs, everyone was a noob once. But if anyone wants to be serious about it, they need to figure out the "stoner code" and all that. I mean I had a bong, vape, grinder, scale, and bowl only a few months after I started smoking :D Even then I knew it wasn't right to ask someone to smoke you up, I offered to pay from the start, but that was because I didn't know how to buy (no one does at the beginning).

    But then you get people that have smoked for years, but they still don't seem to have anything together? I had a friend that would get like an eigth one night and smoke almost all of it the same night. Then he'd say "hey I got bud last night lets smoke" and he'd come over with like .2g of bud or some shake because he smoked all of it. Its like WTF dude how do you expect me to smoke with you if you can't be responsible with your own shit? It got really moochy after a while, where he almost expected me to smoke him up when we hung out, and that he shouldn't have to pay me back since we are friends. BULLSHIT.

    Then regardless of how much he toked with me, he always fucked shit up. Drooled in the bong, torched bowls, sucked bud through the downstem, spilled shit, you name it. I don't understand how these people call themselves regular smokers.

    Its either they are serious about it, or they can't get their shit together and try to be serious and mooch off of everyone else.



    **Damn thats a huge wall of text! :eek:

    **Time to vape it up! :ey:
     

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