Bigot: My farts have an interesting flavour, yours are disgusting. Hypocrite: I don't fart, and yours are disgusting. Post modernist: All farts are equal. Self destructive post modernist: My farts are disgusting, yours have an interesting flavour. Totalitarian: Only my farts are allowed. And they are perfect. With a superior flavour. Ignorant: Whos farts smell again? Socialist: All farts are equal, but some more than others. Capitalist: All can fart, but mine are successfull. Political Correct pundit: We can all fart, but only the interesting flavour ones should be let out. Moralist: Farting in others company is bad, mkay. Stop it already. Liberalist: Fart to your ass content. Fart fart fart fart. Let that fart go!!!! Racist: Is it a sneaky or loud one. Don't like loud ones, never mind the smell! Nazi: We have ways to make you fart! Sorry, too much beer, and, well, farting As a liberalist with bigot tendencies
Capitalist: All can fart, but i'm only going to smell the ones who protect consumer and worker interests.
Centrist: Whether these farts breeze more towards the left cheek or the right cheek, they come out of the same asshole.