Socks or undies, which do you put on first?

boxers would be the first thing I put one

 

Yeah.

But I don't vote...Fuck that awful system.

 

wearing socks naked would make me feel like a pornstar

 

I like turtles.

 

I sit on the floor when putting on socks, so undies first to avoid getting dust in my crack and on my sack.

 

Depends sometime socks, sometime gitch. If I can avoid wearing both I will