Sobering up in an hour and a half?

Cold shower. Trust me, that will sober you up fast.

 

Call the cops on yourself.

 

Damn man, I wish I could stay high for an hour and a half...

 

put in some cleareyes and do some hard exercise

..you won't feel completely sober but you'll pretty much look it

 

throw yourself into moving traffic and then immidieately chug 3 monster evergy drinks. that should do the trick

 

receive a pearl necklace..

 

slap yourself in the face, and if that fails, jump off your roof

 

Coffee and a cold shower.

I reiterate DirtyPete's sentiments.

 

You should be good in 90 minutes unless you got totally retarded. Go for a run, take a shower, and throw in some eye drops. Good luck mayne

 

Go for a run. It's a lot of fun to do while you're high, but at the same time it should sober you up.

 

This.

 

A fat rail of cocaine will do the trick.

 

Drop your nicest glass piece. or throw your wallet out the car window.

But for real? No one knows your high unless you give it away and act like you are stoopid. Some techniques I use are a hot shower and a tall glass of iced coffee.

 

Probably too late now, but masturbation seems to kill a high for a lot of people.

 

cmon, u act like being stoned is like trippin on PCP or somethin

u cant act normal when your high?