This asshole,Anthony,that is his real name I am not going to try to hide his real identity. fuck here is his myspace for all I give a fuck, bombard him and tell him how much he likes to suck dick. Make my revenge sweeter. You will see why. This motherfucker is the bigges douche bag I know, he is a fucking idiot and a backstabber. He also looks pretty fucking terrible, smells funny, and has the worlds most god awful voice, like a gay guy on helium pretty much. ( No offense to our homosexual stoner brethen) Anyway. I forgot what day it was but I was over at his girlfriends house, who happens to be the girl I have known for over 5 and half years. We are pretty chill with each other. Well I am chillin with her godfather Jay, well me and Jay are watching tv in the basement, she is at work and he is upstairs well he comes down, and I go well he smokes as well so I go ahead and pack the bowl and we go outside the house to smoke it. Well we come back in and chill and talk and shit well it gets late and shit and he is all like, thanks man, i really needed to smoke. Seeing as he is my friends bf I am like no problem, I say my goodbyes and we go about our buisness. FAST THE FUCK FOWARD>>>>>. Saturday night. I get a text from her, saying Anthony told her that I smoked him up and brought pot in her house and how overly upset she was and could hardly work! Well I laugh at that, she is a waitress at Waffle House, 3rd shift, 9 p.m.-7 a.m. Stoners and drunks, right? Real hard shit. But the fact is, I dont know why she is blowing a gasket, cause the irony is she has been smoking with her boyfriend. I think what made him tell, is I wouldnt go to the grocery store with them one night? Wow. That is the most epic way I have ever known to cause the complete utter dismay and destruction of happy fucking family. I will destroy them. I have the power. They have done so much shit. He is on probation, all I have to do is call the probie officer, which I am, and tell her I saw him smoking a joint. She has been smoking and has a child. That is a great way to get that child ripped from your hands in my opinon. It is so easy, but I am not going to do any of that drastic shit. That is last resort. And I am still trying to wrap my mind around why he told, and I am also tired of her acting like I dont matter anymore. I mean really, to be honest, she is a slut, I dont give a fuck anymore what she thinks about me. She has had a kid at 18 cause she told me so many guys have came in her before and she never got preggy. It isnt her house.Simple as that, fuck she barely makes enough money for one to say she even works really. He dosent even have a job and I think he refuses to get one myself. So anyway, shit is about to hit the fan for his truck though which is always parked outside her house which is right across the street from mine. I think I am going to have a friend of mine drop me off up the street, and I am going to wear a black hoodie and shit, and I am going to key his truck the fuck up and slash his tires and shit, fuck his old beaten truck up, for it his pride and joy. I am pissed off at that motherfucker cause he now has ruined a good friendship and pretty much got me in trouble again for smokin. TLDR Version: I smoked this fucker up, he told, ruined a friendship, got away scot free, so now I am going to fuck his truck up. [ Thank You for reading.