So, what do I do if I need to smoke in the rain?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by averagetoker, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. I'm at college, and its a definite no go to do it in the dorms. I need to take a step outside for a minute, but unfortunately its raining. How do I smoke outside while fire-extinguishing rain is falling? :confused:
     
  2. I would get one of those little hat umbrellas, or even a real umbrella. But since ur at a college, deffinately a umbrella hat!!!!
     
  3. hold the joint inwards from the filter...like in towards into your cupped palm...and puff that way
     
  4. buy an umbrella
     
  5. What I do for wind or rain is: put on a baggy coat, grab a semi small bowl. Go outside, and when I wanna smoke, pull arm into the coat, duck your head down and pull the coat over your head. Watch out for your hair though. No wind or water can get to the flame, so your good.
     

  6. This... I do this ll the time at the snow when its to cold haha. My friend tried it with a bubbler and spilt it and he had some frozen bubbler water on him haha.
     
  7. This, but also try to face away from the wind if at all possible.
     
  8. I'd just throw on a hoodie, face away from the wind and spark up with my torch lighter. Use the hoodie to shield if need be.
     
  9. Use a hoodie and face down so the wind and rain won't hit the pipe/blunt/whatever.

    Be warned though. Crackheads may start jumping out of the trees and attempt to steal your "crack".
     
  10. you can always use the side of a building or a tree and use your body to block the rain. Or just find a friend who owns a car at the college and enjoys smoking.
     
  11. Chill out a little bit man, it wont last forever.
     

  12. yes it will
     
  13. Dude, there's gotta be somebody who smokes at your college with a car, who'd love to get blazed up and you could go in there car.

    Basically just find shelter, most businesses's apartment's have awnings, and depending on where you live apartment buildings are unlocked, then you just go to the back door and chill with it open a bit (make sure nobody is outside first) and leave.

    Bus stops would work

    A strangers unlocked car would work...if caught say it looks like your friends, sorry, and give them money to "pay for the damages" (not call 5-0)
     

  14. lol...way more trouble than it's worth
     
  15. smoke. in the rain.
     

  16. Maybe , just don't be a dumbass about it

    With a huge percentage of people smoking weed, if you were caught you could make something up along the lines of "omg, i'm so sorry, i have a perscription for chrons disease and i didn't want to do it inside and stink it up so my friend said to go to his car, and i swear this was the one i saw him in earlier!! here, all i have is 10 bucks but take it for your troubles"

    I've smoked in a lot of strangers cars without them knowing without problems, in the summer a lot of windows are left down, we ash outside of the car and believe it or not nobody dies. If cars drive by and your paranoid, you could duck, if caught, it's like anyone else's car you'll get in trouble for possession and also "prowling" but since there's no breaking and entering or stealing, there's no punishment for going in a car, smoking, and leaving.
     
  17. use the cup method. along with facing away from the wind/rain/shit, cup the whole bowl with the palm of your hand(thus holding the shotgun too) and light up :)
     


  18. ahahaha could you imagine coming out to your car in the rain and some dudes just chiefin it up inside ?
     

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