A preacher and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy on the sidewalk. The preacher says, "Let's screw the little boy!" The rabbi says, "Out of how much?"
hahaha very good i've got one. A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise? And another...... what do a walrus and tupperwear have in common?.......................they both like a tight seal
