Yeah title pretty much says it all...One of my dipshit roommates has a buddy who's in the academy training to be a cop and this Pig is staying at my apartment this weekend. Because of this, I feel it is my mission to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible by making my place reek of skunk jizz for the next 48 hours....Additionally the guy is a complete douche and is extremely loud and inconsiderate as was the case at 3 am last night. Any other tips to make this pig GTFO out my place?
Tell your roommate that his cop friend can't stay long, he shouldn't put up resistance since the apartment belongs to both of you, not him or your roommate. Just don't be so obvious smoking around him, you never know, it could come back and bite you in the ass. I would just ignore him.
Good call man...I won't be in his face about blazing, but it is the weekend and after a hectic week of work I need my downtime and I'm not about to blow my smoke out of a window like I'm a kid again. Ironically, last night I was smoking and the kid wouldn't even make eye contact with me or go anywhere near the vicinity of smoking...seems like he's freaked out like he's gonna get second hand smoke (ridiculous right) and fail a drug test for the academy...Regardless it just sucks having an obnoxious wannabe cop in my place for the weekend
id make him feel as welcome as possible its always good to have a cop friend an inside man also being an ass to him might bite you in the ass considering he is going to be a cop
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar or some other white people saying or something like that. Doesn't make sense to make an enemy just because you don't like the dude. Yeah, he's in your space, but you share that space with your roommate. So be respectful.
That seems closed minded of you. Unless you personally know the guy, anyways. I've known guys who were going to become cops who were pretty chill. One even supported legalization.
@cookie I totally agree and I actually used to rage with the kid before he went the dark route to be a cop...problem is both he and my roommate are extremely inconsiderate and are the typical "loud drunks"...I'll be cordial with the kid, but by no means am I gonna blow his anti-weed-cop-dick up at all especially when he and my roommate come back at 3 am and don't shut up until 4 knowing I have work early in the morning. Also, the kid has known i've smoked weed for a few years, so its not like he had no idea he was going into a "green zone" house
Also let me reaffirm that this guy is a grade A douche...if he was a nice guy and considerate of others, I'd definitely try and make him feel comfortable in my place. But knowing he talks a lot of shit about me and my other friends doesn't sit too well with me --Also let me reaffirm again that this guy is a grade A DOUCHE!!!
I can certainly understand that. Smoke all the weed you want, just be cordial and don't be passive aggressive. You don't want this shit to come back and bite you in the ass later on down the road.
Roll a blunt and light it up and be like "you wanna hit this bro" you could tell him it's just a cigarillo and let him lifted