Theres this chick I usually sit next to in my Algebra class. Shes a pretty hot blonde, but almost too easy to spit game at. she's comes off as kinda slutty well were talking and at some point we talk about weed, she tries to tell me that all illegal marijuana is so potent its dangerous and her friend who had cancer was a mmj patient and she had to smoke pot and that the stuff they give the mmj patients is the stuff on the street with potency taken out I'm like FIRST OF ALL BITCH ITS THC IS THE CHEMICAL AMONG OTHER CANNABINOIDS AND ACTIVE INGREDIENTS AND BESIDES THAT THE SHIT THEY GOT FOR MMJ PATIENTS IS DANK AS FUCK then we got on our math teachers desk and made love one of those parts isn't true
PS after further conversation I discovered she is a Jehovahs witness and them bitches take every word of the bible literally so i was like you know that hoe crazy mane
cite some vague example of moses or someone smoking weed. i'm sure an intelligent person could find one...