Right, so, long story short: someone (i know FOR SURE who it is) put some holes in my radiator and its going to cost me ~$700 to get it fixed. I need to take care of this. Oh, and this person was VERY close to me. This person doesn't have a license, frequently drives drunk, and should have 1 or 2 warrants for unpaid fines out for them. Their truck is a piece of shit, so simply beating it up wont do anything. That would just give them an excuse to get a new one. What do you guys suggest as evil forms of revenge untraceable to me? Everything I think of seems like it would be incredibly obvious it was me.... This person has been fucking with me for a long time now and needs to suffer a bit so they can see what it's like and hopefully leave me alone...
I say losen the lug nuts on the wheels of his truck so when he is driving that shit flys off. Then, as he's pulled over on the side of the road looking at it in awe, the police will come and honor one of those warrents you say he has.
Yeah, I thought about the lug nuts. I also thought I might break a tail-light bulb and then replace the plastic cover so he doesn't notice it right away and then let him get pulled over for that. Any number of things could be planted in in his truck/home as well.... Nothing of value in his house or I'd just rob him for the money to pay for it. It's about more than the holes in my radiator though. If I thought I could get away with just jumping him and beating the shit out of him I would... Idk, but it doesnt look like karma is going to get this dude, so something needs to happen...
AHHA! ok keep tabs and when he's going to go somewhere he has to go(like has to be there) do the tailight thing and pop a few holes in his muffler. He'll be like "fuck it". *Bamf* instant cop fishing lure Why do i know this will get you pulled over? I had a busted muffler for a few months because i was broke. I got pulled over every damn day. Add in the tail light(make sure it's dark so he wont notice) and it should get things taken care of Ps. Don't get shot. vital part of the plan i left out *edit* If that doesn't work make an anonymous phone call and say you hear gunshot where ever he is. make sure it's a payphone with no cams and no one around and you leave no prints. gg
I know revenge sounds awesome right now...but I'm a strong believer in Karma...two wrongs don't make a right....I absolutely know what you mean how that was a dumb ass move and it's costing you big time...but I suggest not doing anything...it's not worth it in my opinion.
sounds good man....BUT he can die from that! do u wanna be charged with murder 4 700 bucks....i kno its alot of money but its not worth goin to jail for a LOOOONNNG time!!!if i was u i would confront him and ask wtf did u do that 4???were u that drunk or wat???...and ask him to fix the damage and if he says no....right wen he says it lay that fool out!!!knock him on his ass and say fix it or ima beat ur ass....its his choice wat he says....goodluck man...
Buy a pound of the cheapest shwagg, put it in his car, and call in an anonymous tip. That is unless you already got something on him that you can turn him in for. Im not the kind to rat out anyone but when someone fucks with me, they lost that privelage
How is he going to know he took his lug nuts off? CSI gonna come take some finger prints? Grissom gonna come accross evidence linking his screen name with this post? And its more than just $700 in damage. What if he had an important drug test to make to avoid prison time and his radiator was punched full of holes? What if a stampede of wild animals were infringing his life and his car wouldn't turn over? He has lost precious time exploring planet Earth that he will never get back. So it isn't just a mere $700 we're dealing with here... Ok, fine. Invite him over for a little wrestling and at the same time call the police and say there is a man with a warrent on his way to your house to kick your ass, he has damaged $700 of your property and you fear your life may be at risk. They run his name, and hopefully he lets them kick his ass for you.
I like the muffler idea. He's going to KNOW that it was me. That's fine. I want him to sit there and know it was me and not be able to do a god damn thing about it. Kinda like what I've been having to deal with for a long time. It's just that it's going to look so obvious that it was me no matter what I do that I'm worried about the legal implications.... Instead of going after his car since he got mine, maybe I should go elsewhere. He just doesn't have anything is the problem. Aside from beating the shit out of him, there isn't much else to do but fuck up his truck. My goal is just to cause as much grief in this person's life as possible without getting into legal trouble.
Take the US approach and annihilate all of his property. Im talking at LEAST $5000 or more. Every window of his house/car/computer/cellphone must be DESRTOYED!!! You need to make him think "I fucked with the wrong guy!" haha im sorry dude im having too much fun. Seriously, get undernieth the car and re-route his exaust pipe to emit into the cockpit.
fuck calling the police or gettin him in trouble. if someone did that to my car and i knew who it was it would be ME the police would be looking for.. just fuck that guy up
He has warrents out what's he going to do call the cops? Wait a friggen sec.. why don't you just call the cops? be like hey Mr warrent over here that you guys are looking for just punked my car? If you want to make sure he goes for a long time plant some shit in his busted old truck(and keep your prints off it)
OOHHH, you want him to "remember the name," so to speak. Knock his ass out and spray paint every inch of skin on his body either gloss black, or a real vibrant pink. ... although rock and speckal textures would work great. You could call him "The Thing." Just try not to laugh when he comes up to you bursting with rage "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!" spraypainted a lovely shade of Gravel.
If he gets arrested for just the warrants, he'll only have to pay some fines. He may have already paid them. The warrants aren't serious enough to really give me that much leverage.
Well you could take the high road and just wait for him to land in jail again. Sounds like he's a moron and headed there anyway Or you could plant and muffler. i'd pick the first but if you have to get him muffler and tail tape him when he has somewhere he has to be at night. Whatever you do make sure it takes him out of the game for a bit or he's just going to do worse to you next round.
my main rule for revenge is no cop calling. if you do something like the tail light, and the cops come, thats not the same thing. and about the warrents, if you have one, when they want you, they get you. unless youre on the lamb, they know who and where you are. I know cause back in the day my stepmom and dad were fighting for back payments on child support from her first husband, and it got to the 5,000+ mark, warrents were issued, and they still half assed it in getting him. i vote that you go into his house and just dismantle everything. id be so fucking mad if I went home and every drawer waspulled out, every window broken, every plate smashed. but thats hard to do without leaving evidence or him knowing it was you. and what makes you think that hes not going to do anything back? why does he have it out for you in the first place?
He might do something back, i dont know. I'm not worried about that yet. He just does. You guys would think I was crazy if I told you who this person was.