So some random chick I've never heard of just texted me

Put it in her butt.

 

This depends on who she thinks you are(friend, family, etc)


Find that out then get back to me.

 

Put it in her eye.

 

tell her you're really a man.

 

She might be retarded. Take advantage my friend.

 

hahaa

 

Tell her to fuck off and stop fuckin texting you.

 

hahaha

 

Okay so I have a similar story. you may not believe me but oh well i dont really care because its 100% true.

Same thing happened to me. Some lady texted my phone asking about a friend and wondering where she was. I responded, jokingly, saying , " oh you didnt hear? shes in jail"
I made it believable then told her i was joking and that she actually had the wrong number. Well we didnt stop texting as she thought i was hilarious for my joke... go figure.
Anyways after a few days I asked what she looked like and she sent me a picture. She told me she was 41 years old and she actually didnt look too bad haha. Long story short she ended up sending me several nude pictures.
Then i just stopped texting her because i felt incredibly weird about it.
The end
ill look for the pics in my email that i forwarded them to for those unbelievers!

 

man you shoulda got on that

 

only problem is that she was from a different state. It was area code 734. I have since deleted her contact and now i wish i hadn't and im trying to find it again haha! yeah what was I thinking.

 

piitb

 

dont question it man just go for it hahaha

 

fuck her for sure dude. some dumbass randomly called me yestrday morning and started texting me last night while i was drunk. i started talking shit to them and then they started speaking in spanish can any one translate this?

"Komo Kieras dejame en paz" "kachorrita"

so i started talking shit and then forgot about them as i got drunker lol